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"Apparently, this is his 'great lost masterpiece...'"
'No, Timmy, we are not supposed to connect them.'
Art gallery painting: 'The Sneeze'
"It's too good. I think it's going to be a forgery, not just a copy."
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'Do you intend to sell it privately, Smith, or donate it to the nation. . .?'
Leaking Hudson River paintings.
'The guy who made me is a fan of Magritte.'
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'Whatever became of those artists who would cut silhouettes from black paper?'
'Mike, all I'm saying is, 'Fred' is fine, but 'David' has a nicer ring to it!'
'Drawing the Venetian blondes.'
'Are you sure? Having a Stendhal Syndrome moment in Tate Modern is unheard of...'
'Oooh, these philistines! They placed my work of art upside down!'
Poster adverting an exhibition from 'the very important' to 'some old tut..'
£1,000,000 work of art vandalised by Join the Dots puzzle addict!
A girl with a trolley full of antiques.
Curators at the Louvre Museum would regret approving the installation of a work on a wall behind the Mona Lisa.
"Postmodern irony, right? - the creativity is in the price."
The embarrassment of Van Gogh.
William Blake's Seven
Sculptress making statue.
"It's those eyes."
'The Endell St. baptist church choir's trip around the bay comes a cropper'
"I really feel we are missing the bigger picture here!"
"Just how long was your coffee break, Finley?"
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