Arteries Cartoons and Comics

"Not much - just flushing out my arteries."

"On the upside, you're only one heart attack away from reaching our platinum V.I.P. status."

'Isn't that gown cute? Those are little aortas all over it!'

"Be still, my atrial fibrillations!"

'Bad news - your policy covers your heart itself, but not the arteries.'

'Would you like your arteries clogged here or to go?'

"Take a wild guess, butter boy."

'The items with the little hearts will clog your arteries the fastest.'

'All this do or don't take Aspirin, it's giving me headaches,doctor!'

"We'll widen the clogged artery by inserting a balloon."

Cardiologist office sign reads beware of clog

Name that artery.

"Do not eat from the Vine of Bacon, for thought it is delicious, it will clog your arteries."

'Your arteries are 90% clogged with all the junk food advertised on T.V.'

'The GOOD news is that the medication you took has completely cleared up your hardening of the arteries.'

'OK, you're all set. That stent in your artery will get you through the second half, but I'll need to open you back up after the game.'

'We've found some clogs in your arteries...'

'Veins...arteries...I told you I can never tell one from another.'

'Your arteries are clogged. I'm afraid I'll have to call Roto Rooter.'

'There are two types of cholesterol - the good type, then the one you've got.'

'Quadruple by-product.'

'Is it true that a drink every day keeps one healthy?'

'Dang, my foot's gone to sleep!'

'Jugular was a 90's procedure... let's go for their heart.'

Aiiiii! Fat! Cholesterol! Food!