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Artery Cartoons and Comics

Artery cartoon 1 of 27


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"Not much - just flushing out my arteries."

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Artery cartoon 2 of 27

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'Isn't that gown cute? Those are little aortas all over it!'

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Artery cartoon 3 of 27


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"Be still, my atrial fibrillations!"

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Artery cartoon 4 of 27

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'Bad news - your policy covers your heart itself, but not the arteries.'

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Artery cartoon 5 of 27

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'Would you like your arteries clogged here or to go?'

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Artery cartoon 6 of 27

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"Good cholesterol surging its way through the city's arterial system..."

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Artery cartoon 7 of 27

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"It gets worse: 'Contains partially hydrogenated oils.'"

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Artery cartoon 8 of 27


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"Take a wild guess, butter boy."

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Artery cartoon 9 of 27

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'The items with the little hearts will clog your arteries the fastest.'

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"We'll widen the clogged artery by inserting a balloon."

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Artery cartoon 11 of 27

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Name that artery.

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Sugar and Margarine

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Artery cartoon 13 of 27

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'OK, you're all set. That stent in your artery will get you through the second half, but I'll need to open you back up after the game.'

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Artery cartoon 14 of 27

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'The GOOD news is that the medication you took has completely cleared up your hardening of the arteries.'

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Artery cartoon 15 of 27

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'We've found some clogs in your arteries...'

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Artery cartoon 16 of 27

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'Ha, ha! How funny! His arteries look just like my shoestrings!!'

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Artery cartoon 17 of 27

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'Veins...arteries...I told you I can never tell one from another.'

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Artery cartoon 18 of 27

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'Your arteries are clogged. I'm afraid I'll have to call Roto Rooter.'

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'Quadruple by-product.'

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Artery cartoon 20 of 27

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"Just as I suspected...hardening of the arteries"

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Artery cartoon 21 of 27

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'Dang, my foot's gone to sleep!'

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Artery cartoon 22 of 27

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'Jugular was a 90's procedure... let's go for their heart.'

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Artery cartoon 23 of 27

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'Okay, nanobots, our primary mission is to clean out this guy's arteries. But while we're here I can't see any harm in also building him a nice pair of man-breasts...'

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Artery cartoon 24 of 27

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After eighteen consecutive pharmaceutical commercials, Mitch learns that if he had a heart attack caused by a completely blocked artery, another heart attack could be lurking.

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Artery cartoon 25 of 27

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Fast Food Restaurant Employees Discuss a Defibrillator. 'Maybe we should keep it under the counter.'

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