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"Not much - just flushing out my arteries."
'Isn't that gown cute? Those are little aortas all over it!'
"Be still, my atrial fibrillations!"
'Bad news - your policy covers your heart itself, but not the arteries.'
'Would you like your arteries clogged here or to go?'
"Good cholesterol surging its way through the city's arterial system..."
"It gets worse: 'Contains partially hydrogenated oils.'"
"Take a wild guess, butter boy."
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'The items with the little hearts will clog your arteries the fastest.'
"We'll widen the clogged artery by inserting a balloon."
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Name that artery.
Sugar and Margarine
'OK, you're all set. That stent in your artery will get you through the second half, but I'll need to open you back up after the game.'
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'The GOOD news is that the medication you took has completely cleared up your hardening of the arteries.'
'We've found some clogs in your arteries...'
'Veins...arteries...I told you I can never tell one from another.'
'Your arteries are clogged. I'm afraid I'll have to call Roto Rooter.'
"Just as I suspected...hardening of the arteries"
'Dang, my foot's gone to sleep!'
'Jugular was a 90's procedure... let's go for their heart.'
'Okay, nanobots, our primary mission is to clean out this guy's arteries. But while we're here I can't see any harm in also building him a nice pair of man-breasts...'
After eighteen consecutive pharmaceutical commercials, Mitch learns that if he had a heart attack caused by a completely blocked artery, another heart attack could be lurking.
Fast Food Restaurant Employees Discuss a Defibrillator. 'Maybe we should keep it under the counter.'
'Hi dad. Time to ream out the old arteries.'