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'On the bright side, the dry heat really seems to be helping my arthritis.'
'Don't talk to me about joint-pain...'
'My physio recommended I never take it off.'
'The difference between retirement and old age is where you put the ice.'
"We began with a hip replacement and just sort of riffed off that."
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"It's arthritis. Probably caused from clinging to life."
'This is going to hurt me more than it is you.. I've got Arthritis on my shoulder.'
"You have one repetitive stress injury, one carpal tunnel syndrome and twenty-eight cellphone thumbs."
Tags:repetitive stress injury, repetitive stress injuries, stress, stresses, carpal tunnel, carpal tunnel syndrome, cellphone, cellphones, cell phone, cell phones, occupational hazard, occupational hazards, doctor, doctors, medical student, medical students, injury, injuries, stress fracture, stress fractures, joint, joints, joint pain, arthritis
"And now, my mother, Mrs. Knable, will put you to sleep with tales of her arthritis."
Carl had a bad leg and a bum knee...
'Can you imagine anything worse...'
"My back says 'low pressure', my joints say 'cold' and my old UFC injury says 'snow'. Back to you, Katie."
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'When you get older everything hurts... and what doesn't hurt doesn't work!'
'Why on earth do they put arthritis pills in bottles we can't possibly open?'
'That's old Doc Reinow! Forty years practicing...
'All I can say is, I didn't have all this arthritis and lumbago back when Nixon was President!'
Carpal Tunnel of Love
'Mine does the same...a loud involuntary groan every time he sits or gets up.'
"My arthritis lets me know when it's going to rain, and my acid reflux lets me know when a stock market storm is rolling in."
"There ain't enough room in this here town for two arthritics, stranger..."
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"I recommend using your third wish to prevent joint pain in later years."
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Deli/Antiques: Got Shrimp? Got Gout?
"Knee replacement? Can I have it replaced with chocolate?"