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"Sit tight, chief-I'll take you out where the big swords are."
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"But now it won't stay in mint condition."
Knights of the Allergy Table
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'Legal says you'll need more diversity at your Round Table.'
'I'd like a round table!'
'The sword in the stone was just a warm-up - now you must remove this remote control ...'
"Whoa, Galahad-you've got a bad case of knight face."
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'Actually, there's no interview necessary. Just pull out the sword and the job's yours.'
'King Arthur's Court? I think it's that way. This is King Arthur's Boulevard.'
"Hobart, this is Merlin, my science adviser."
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'I've asked you not to call me here, Arthur...The dust pan is in the cabinet next to the refrigerator...'
"Looks like Lancelot's starting an arms race."
"But Guinevere, what do you mean you wish the knights were longer?"
After several months, King Arthur conceded that the spherical table just wasn't working.
How Arthur really became king.
"Doesn't this look like a better way to choose our politicians."
"Well, technically, he's supposed to draw the sword from the stone....but I'm not going to argue the point."
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'Good work pulling the sword from the stone. Now, how 'bout loosening the lid on the magic pickle jar?'
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"And the truly amazing thing about the sword, Arthur, is that it will still slice a tomato!"
WD-40: Arthur's Technological Advantage.
'Look Arthur! Your Holy Grail!'
'That's no lady - she hasn't even shaved her armpits.'
Knights of the Square Table.