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'And finally, we give thanks to our ancestors for settling in this perpetually frozen wasteland, and not somewhere pleasant, like Cabo.'
"Certainly I'm proud to be an Eskimo! That doesn't mean I enjoy freezing my tail off."
Thanks to a generous grant from the oil companies, scientists discover the real reason glaciers are melting.
'I bet it's nice and warm inside!'
'Why can't you become obsessed by TROPICAL birds?!'
"Sorry I'm running late boss. I've just had a massive blowout on the motorway."
'Is there any way of keeping the light one when you're inside?'
'Freedom is nice, but I miss the Circus for the applause and the three square meals a day...'
Walrus brushing its teeth.
"It really was a no-brainer, selling drilling rights at the North Pole."
Santa Sleigh with Lapland Flags.
'That was some housewarming party.'
"Olga, have you warmed that toilet roll up yet?"
'There may be the odd penguin out here but who's ever been frightened by a penguin ?'
Apartments for rent. Central Air!
Life isn't just black and white.
'...I know it's a good discount but we don't need double glazing!'
'I hate Global Warming.'
'One of it's best features is the magnificent entrance hall.'
'My parents are so uncool.'
"I told you not to get central heating."
Global warming: Santa mows lawn at North Pole.
Polar bear goes hunting.
'I've got a big one here.'