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"Artificial coloring, artificial flavoring, artificial glop, artificial slop, artificial this, artificial that..."
Tags:food, food shopping, food store, food stores, grocery, groceries, grocery shopping, grocery store, grocery stores, supermarket, supermarkets, nutrition, ingredient, ingredients, additive, additives, chemical, chemicals, flavour, flavours, flavor, flavors, flavouring, flavoring, coloring, colouring, artificial, unnatural, modern life
"They're bred for that cough."
Tags:dog, dogs, pet, pets, canine, canines, mongrel, mongrels, cross bred, cross breed, selective breeding, desire, desirable, desirable characteristic, characteristic, characteristics, mutant, mutants, hound, hounds, cough, coughs, coughing, feature, features, quality, qualities, artificial, artificial selection
New From The People Who Brought You I-Can't-Believe-It's-Not-A-Petroleum-By-Product Sandwich Spread
'To tell you the truth, I don't think the average consumer will notice. Run with it.'
'You were fired from your last job when they caught you putting artificial sweetener in your coffee.'
A Sisyphean Workout At The Gym
Tags:sisyphus, myth of sisyphus, myth, myths, mythical, mythological, mythology, boulder, boulders, punished, cycle, cyclical, vicious cycle, vicious circle, camus, mythology, mythological, greek mythology, culture, cultural, reference, pop culture, legend, legends, philosophy, philosophical, pun, puns, visual gag, gym, gyms, artificial, artificial incline, fitness, fit, fitter, exercise, exercises, circuit, circuits, training, old school, modern life, modern world, working world
"All done - now I can go out..."
Tags:scrubbed, plucked, shaved, tweaked, buffed, scraped, stretched, lifted, bathroom, fake tan, dyed, exfoliated, false eyelashes, pampered, tucked, beauty, shallow, unhealthy, body image, body images, artificial, artificiality, spray tan, spray tans, spray tanning, plastic surgery, plastic surgeons, plastic surgeon
'It says 'An honest product from an honest company... 100% artificial'.'
'I'm trying to give him artificial respiration, but he keeps on getting up and walking away.'
"Ah! dehydrogenated non-milk fat solids with a soupcon of deoxyhydropesane and sweetners...just like mum used to make."
When on-line and off-line life become indistinquishable.
Machine consciousness - a robot thinking. The thought is in the form of a printed circuit board. The robot is a clockwork toy robot, to emphasise the infancy of the concepts involved
"Why are these things always such pathetic kitsch?"
Tags:bird, birds, bird house, birdhouse, bird houses, bird houses, bird box, bird boxes, property, properties, new property, new property, new build, new builds, owning property, real estate, kitsch, tacky, over decoration, over decorated, camp, twee, gimmick, gimmicky, artificial, false, aves, house, house, home, homes, unnecessary, pathetic, aesthetic, aesthetic appeal, no substance, lack of sunstance
'It's the breakthrough Miss Harding! Our first artificial intelligence that ISN'T a malevolent genius!'
"The town has no history, Signore. It was built from scratch three years ago, entirely for the tourist trade."
Tags:italy, italian, italians, tourism, tourist, tourists, travelling, traveller, travellers, traveling, traveler, travelers, landmark, landmarks, sightseeing, history, historical, modern, tourist trap, tourist traps, tourist trade, tourism industry, fake, false, fraudulent, pretend, artificial, trick, tricks, greed, greedy
Smile fluid makes you HAPPY.
Tags:smile, happy, happiness, medicated, medicate, artificial, anger, depression, mental health, psychology, psychological, psychiatry, medicine, prescription medication, smile fluid, uppers, antidepressants, anti-depressants, frown, frowning, mental states, depression, philosophy, surreal, surrealism, unreal
Danger: Shag Carpet.
Tags:explorers, explorer, exploring, hiker, hikers, hike, hikes, quicksands, quick sand, sinking sand, sinking sands, hiking, quicksand, shag carpet, the seventies, jungle, woods, forest, adventure, artificial, theme park, warning sign, danger sign, booby traps, swamp, swampy, bog, getting bogged down, shag carpet, shag carpets
'It figures. If there's artifical intelligence, there's bound to be some artificial stupidity.'
"...Only a minute or so more and man will have his first view of the other side of the moon!"
Tags:planet, planets, space, outer space, spaceship, spaceships, rocket, rockets, rocket ship, rocket ships, first look, moon, moons, dark side of the moon, far side of the moon, the other side of the moon, false, fake, phoney, phony, artificial, hollow, prop, props, set-up, set up, disappointment, shock, surprise, man, humanity, humans, theatre, theatres, theater, theaters, science
Artificial intelligence is overrated. We find most people prefer the user-friendly advantage of artificial stupidity.
"I had a feeling they wouldn't stop at artificial turf."
'You'll have to stop using artificial sweeteners... You have artificial diabetes.'
I heard it's a diploma mill.
'That Rolex you sold me was a fake.'