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"Something's trying to get through the Astroturf!"
'Everything goes with the house exept the lawn. They're taking that with them.'
The thrill of sliding safely into third on astroturf...the agony of your pants not doing it with you.
"Don't eat the grass. It's plastic."
"No wonder the grass is greener on the other side: it's a synthetic grass soccer pitch..."