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Frozen Sperm: Serve at Womb Temperature
"I never had to choose between a baby and a career—I'm a surrogate mother."
"So, how's your sex life lately?"
No, I don't have a Dad: Mum says that the Vet came to see her one day and that I was born a few months later...'
'Thought we agreed to wait awhile before starting a family.'
'That hussy. She's always first in line for insemination.'
'Here come the people from the adoption agency again.'
She was his star, and he followed her career closely.
'Bad news, Billy Bob! The tests show that your phantom is a contagious equine meteitis carrier.'
'Melvin!' - AI Machine
'He faked an orgasm.'
"We met through an internet chat group. Now he wants to mail me his digitalised sperm."
Homeless man's sign: 'Sperm donor to the crowned heads of Europe.'