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Paint by Numbers.
'Well it was fine on the straight but when it hit the last curve the cartoonist lost his perspective!'
"Your nose is ridiculously large, you have only four fingers on each hand, and no chin at all. I'm referring you to a real artist."
"Meet our design team."
A French Caveman Discovers Laughter...La Ugh!
Tags:reynolds unwrapped, cavemen, caveman, prehistory, prehistoric, hunter-gatherer, hunter-gatherers, hunter, hunters, gatherer, gatherers, hunting, cave painting, cave paintings, cave art, neanderthal, neanderthals, cave drawing, cave drawings, laughter, laugh, laughs, bully, bullies, bullying, invention, inventions, artistic skill, artistic skills
"Not So Fast!"
Tags:watercolour, watercolours, watercolor, watercolors, watercolouring, watercoloring, painter, painters, painting, paintings, hobby, art project, art projects, seasonal change, seasonal changes, autumn, autumns, tree, trees, artistic skill, artistic skills, paint, paints, retirement plan, retirement plans
"Judging by the number of 'Polar Bear in snowstorm' paintings the class seems apprehensive using color."
"As much as we support the arts, dear, we prefer that you stay away from them."
Tags:artist, artists, artistic skill, artistic skills, artwork, artworks, painter, painters, arts, art critic, art critics, career, careers, career path, career paths, kid, kids, pushy parent, pushy parents, ambition, ambitions, discourage, dream, dreams, crushed dream, crushed dreams, talent, talents, untalented
"I enjoy books a lot more now that I can consistently color inside the lines."
Gustave Dore...makes a quick sketch.
'Yes, Winklestein, that is a very nice drawing of a little cat.'
Tags:cat, cats, math, maths, mathematician, mathematicians, scientist, scientists, professor, professors, artistic skill, artistic skills, genius, geniuses, formula, formulas, equation, equations, academia, academic, academics, scientific breakthrough, scientific breakthroughs, scientific discovery, scientific discoveries, prodigy, prodigies
'Oscaar? Where aaaare you? Portrait time!'
'Give up this crazy dream of being an artist, Paul. You have good taste and you're a brilliant draughtsman, it wouldn't work out.'
'I know you've worked hard on it, dear, but maybe we should get the Rabbi a . . . uh. . . 'back up' birthday present too?'
Badly Drawn. Please Photoshop.
"Not what I expected when I heard you were doing Pet Portraits."
'This guy is really good!'
'Yes, I won an award because of my services for modern arts. I quit acting, singing, writing and painting.'
Painting for beginners
A flock of M's, four V's, a flock of W's, three N's and a Q.
"You bought an airbrush?"
Tags:baldo, airbrush, airbrushes, airbrushing, paint, paints, painting, human figure, human figures, practice, practices, practicing, practise, practises, practising, painting skill, painting skills, artist, artists, artistic skill, artistic skills, drawing, drawings, perspective trick, perspective tricks, perspective, perspectives
'It's the poor paint I feel sorry for!'
'Nice. Another picture of the fridge for the fridge.'
"He only creates us because we are easy to draw!"