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'I'm telling you Thog, we're living in a golden age for culture.'
'Amazing isn't it? The eyes seem to follow you around the room.'
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"All of my work deals with the theme of exclusion."
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"Ceci n'est pas un Magritte."Picture of a pipe.
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A man sits in an armchair with seven flies or other insects, framed on his wall; he has a fly-swatter in his hand.
Hockney by the Pool
'I want to capture this moment before toxic chemicals do.'
"Easy, guys. There's a better way to find out who painted it."
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"Artsy. But not fartsy."
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"Would you like to see the drawing I just did of my doggie?"
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'There's no way he painted this ceiling mural by himself.'
"I got inked my most hilarious cartoon."
"I don't love you anymore, Lucille, and I'm dropping you off at your mother's house."
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"At your opening, I see that you had two glasses of wine, eight pieces of cheddar, eight crackers, and seventeen grapes. That, of course, will have to come off the top of your end."
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"I hope it doesn't make you nervous to have me watch you."
'What are they worth? Well, it's difficult to put a price on such extraordinary works of art. How much you got?'
Induction day at the modern art gallery was proving to be heavy going for Sam. . .
Masterpieces from The Golden Age of Tax-Deductible Contributions
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Paint by Numbers.
"I'm serious-you could really pursue this as an embarrassing hobby."
'It's finished, my masterpiece - wait...'
Roberto paused to admire his work. Never before had he plastered a ceiling so beautifully. Minutes later, a young punk named Michelangelo would ruin everything.
A man and a woman contemplate an art gallery filled with crossword puzzles.
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