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'I'm telling you Thog, we're living in a golden age for culture.'
'Amazing isn't it? The eyes seem to follow you around the room.'
"All of my work deals with the theme of exclusion."
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A man sits in an armchair with seven flies or other insects, framed on his wall; he has a fly-swatter in his hand.
"Ceci n'est pas un Magritte."Picture of a pipe.
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Hockney by the Pool
"Artsy. But not fartsy."
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"Easy, guys. There's a better way to find out who painted it."
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"Would you like to see the drawing I just did of my doggie?"
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Induction day at the modern art gallery was proving to be heavy going for Sam. . .
"At your opening, I see that you had two glasses of wine, eight pieces of cheddar, eight crackers, and seventeen grapes. That, of course, will have to come off the top of your end."
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Masterpieces from The Golden Age of Tax-Deductible Contributions
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"I'm serious-you could really pursue this as an embarrassing hobby."
'It's finished, my masterpiece - wait...'
Paint by Numbers.
"Your work holds up quite well, Ben."
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The Abstract, The Modernist, The Avant-Guard.
'I call it 'No Admittance'.'
"Thrilling news, sweetie! The National Gallery's entire collection of Velázquez is now attributed to you."
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'We better first check to see if that is trash or a piece of art.'
"My job is in finance. This is just my hobby."
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"Dinner comes complete with coffee and your choice of dessert or an oil painting."
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