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Sign in the window of a car says "Filled with asbestos"
Indian burial ground.
'My analysis indicates the need for an asbestos-ectomy, electrical-graphs and a plumbing-bypass.'
'Never mind how far it is from the railroad station. We want to know about asbestos, radon, water pollutants and formaldehyde.'
"I'm not sure making phones out of asbestos solves the problem."
Regular Sermons - Fire & Brimstone Sermons
'No, asbestos paint doesn't qualify you for a discount on fire insurance.'
'It's like a regular pair of pants, but they have asbestos pockets so money won't burn a hole in them.'
"Cool boots! Would you leave them to me when you kick the bucket because of toner dust and pneumoconiosis due to asbestos?"
"I'm not sure about this brand of mineral water. The minerals in it are lead, asbestos and mercury."
"OMG! Contains Iron, Zinc, Aluminum, Copper and Absestos!"
"My grandfather dies from asbestos poisoning - it took 'em 3 weeks to cremate him...."