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"Still warm. The board of directors couldn't have gone very far."
"More ashtray, nurse! For God's sake, more ashtray!"
Tags:hospital, hospitals, medical, medicine, doctor, doctors, nurse, patient, patients, health, health care, healthcare, operation, operations, operating, o.r., o.r.s, or, ors, operating room, operating rooms, operation room, operation rooms, surgery, surgeries, surgeon, surgeons, smoking, smoke, smoker, smokers, ash, ashes, ashtray, ashtrays, bad habit, bad habits, unhealthy, health, dangerous, risky, medical malpractice, malpractice, addict, addicts, addiction, addictions, nicotine, tobacco
Desk bins contain fires to be put out.
'It was Bob's last wish to spread his ashes on the spot where he spent most of his athletic career.'
"I found Grandpa's old cough!"
"Her last wishes were that her ashes not leave a mess."
Tags:funeral, funerals, cremation, cremations, crematorium, cremate, crematoriums, cremates, death, deaths, wishes, wish, last wish, last wishes, final, final wish, final wishes, ash, ashes, remain, remains, clean, cleans, cleaner, cleaning, tidy, tidies, mess, messy, vacuum cleaner, vacuum, hoover, vacuum cleaners, vacuums, messed, odd, unusual, end, passing
'We will KILL whoever did this!'
"If I had it to do over again I definitely wouldn't have been cremated."
I can rise from the ashes like a phoenix only so many times!
Tags:relationship, relationships, love, marriage, marriages, married life, couple, couples, husband, husbands, wife, wives, spouse, spouses, phoenix, myth, myths, legend, legends, ash, ashes, resurrection, resurrections, rise, rising, death, destruction, renewal, revitalisation, revitalization, revitalise, revitalize, reborn, rebirth, self-improvement, self-esteem, self-confidence, change, transformation, psychology, mental health
"It's your Grandpa's cocoon."
'I've decided I want to be cremated and have my ashes put in a snow globe.'
'You are LATE! Your dinner's being cremated in the oven!'
'I told mom and dad we should call a chimney sweep before Christmas!'
"Ashes to ashes, dust to dust,wall to wall, coast to coast, bumper to bumper...."
Burns Unit: 'I won't lie to you Mr. Williams, you're in a critical condition.'
Cremated Angel - "Cremated, eh? Well, just try not to get all over everything."
'How do you like the new solar-enhancing windows dear?'
Fester & Sons Funeral Home: 'Ashes to ashes.'
People in park angry at smoker. Meanwhile, woman is being mugged.
Burns unit: 'I won't lie to you Mr Williams, you're in a critical condition.'
'I warned them. I said, if you allow one fan to scatter the ashes of loved ones, it's just going to open the floodgates.'
CAUTION: Smoking can make you look like Pete Doherty.
'...But Roger was a stupid and arrogant athlete who ignored warnings to stretch out properly before every race.'
Tags:athlete, athletes, athletics, ignore, ignores, ignoring, ignored, ignorant, ignorance, tragedy, tragedies, stupid, stupidity, arrogant, arrogance, stretch, stretches, stretching, stretched, warm up, warm ups, warmup, warmups, injure, injures, injured, injury, dust, ash, ashes, in the bleachers, bleachers, in the bleachers
'Well, so much for the ump. Higgins, go tell the P.A. announcer to warn the spectators about the irresponsible use of laser pointers.'
Tags:baseball, base ball, ump, umps, umpire, umpires, ref, refs, referee, referees, dust, ash, ashes, laser pointer, laser pointers, laser pen, laser pens, laser, lasers, light, lights, irresponsible, warn, warns, warning, warnings, warned, spectator, spectators, in the bleachers, bleachers, in the bleachers