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"We're replacing you with an abacus. So sorry."
Tags:firing, fired, unemployment, termination, downsizing, laid off, lay offs, replacing, replacement, replacements, abacus, technology, computer, computers, human, humans, master, masters, boss, bosses, manager, managers, management, personnel, hr, h.r., human resources, employee, employees, worker, workers, student, students, office, offices, office life, asia, asian, asians
"It wasn't until I started getting 'A's' in math that I even realized I was Asian."
Tags:asian, asians, stereotype, stereotypes, heritage, culture, cultural identity, race, education, intelligence, smart, kid, kids, child, children, childhood, high achiever, high achievers, good grades, good marks, honor roll, honour roll, straight a's, report card, report cards, progress report, progress reports
"And this tattoo is an old English proverb."
Tags:tattoo, tattoos, tattooing, tattooed, bad tattoos, bad tattoo, arm, arms, chinese, japanese, korea, china, japan, korea, asia, asian, character, characters, symbol, symbols, kanji, pagoda, design, english, language, languages, foreign language, foreign languages, meaning, meanings, proverb, proverbs, role reversal, reversed roles, cultural appropriation, stereotype, stereotypes
"We're all nuts about the Pacific Rim."
"We can be proud of our little Attila. He has totally absorbed the Hun ethic."
Tags:parenthood, parenting, parental, ancient history, history, historical, inherit, inherited, inheritance, attila, attila the hun, hun, the huns, the horde, horde, hordes, the mongols, mongols, mogolian, mongolia, historical, emperor, figure, figures, historical figures, kid, kids, embodiment, stereotype, stereotypes, cliche, cliches, clubbed, club, brutal, brutally, military, militaristic, instinct, genetic, genetics, upbringing, brought up, nurture, nurtured, family, european, asian, european hisotry, asian history, global history, world history, pop culture, culture
The Food Pyramid - Third World Edition
"Wow! Dig the umbrella stands on her!"
Tags:animal, animals, talking animal, talking animals, elephant, elephants, africa, asia, african, asian, hunt, hunting, poach, poaching, trade, trades, trading, smuggle, smuggling, endangered, endangered species, poacher, poachers, hunters, hunter, trophy, trophies, leg, legs, feet, foot, umbrella, umbrellas, umbrella stand, umbrella stands, compliment, compliments, comment, comments, ogle, ogling, leer, leering, stare, staring, look, looking, check out, dig
The Witches Discover The Wok
Tags:wok, woks, chinese, asian, japanese, thai, cuisine, witch, witches, macbeth, the scottish play, scottish play, witchy, wicca, wiccan, stereotypes, myth, mythology, mysticism, mystic, mythological, cooking, cook, cooks, chef, chefs, food, foodies, foodie, food blog, food blogger, eating, eating out, homecook, home cook, home cooked, homecooked, cookery, play, plays, theater, theatre, shakespeare, literature, literary, books, book, book lover, book worm, book lovers, book worms, bookish
"Would you mind bringing me a Western utensil?"
Tags:restaurant, restaurants, japanese, japan, china, chinese, korea, korean, asia, asian, dining out, eating out, meal, meals, food, eating, dining, waiter, waiters, server, servers, waitress, waitresses, service, customer service, order, orders, ordering, utensil, utensils, spoon, spoons, fork, forks, knife, knives, chopstick, chopsticks, western, international, foreign, unfamiliar
"I don't know, we never want to mate, we only eat one thing...what're we, trying to go extinct?"
'Oh, not bad, but the new asian branches are driving me nuts.'
'Dear Mr Flagg - we are always very nice hearing from you. Your delighted letter, which we receiving of you...pile it on thick. They really eat up this broken English.'
"I love our culturally diverse country, where were you born?"
First, second and third... world.
'It's bird flu, but luckily we've caught it early.'
Tags:animal, animals, pet, pets, pet owner, pet owners, dog, dogs, dog owner, dog owners, same, twin, twins, similar, face, faces, head, heads, feature, features, look-alike, look-alikes, lion-dog, lion-dogs, komainu, shrine, shrines, temple, temples, guardian, guardians, guard, guards, guarding, asian, asia, spirits, spirit, demon, demons, shinto, buddhism, good dog, relationship, relationships
Godzillla eating people using telephone poles as chopsticks.
'Our company can deliver these stickers for only 9.99 euros a thousand.'
'You misheard me, man - I said I was bringing two ageing babes, not two asian babes.'
'Mr Gottlieb recently read one of those books on Japanese management techniques.'
'At least we don't need any troubleshooting pages!'
"The concept is simple. People call in with questions on existece and reality , and you respond with total silence."
"Oh, BUDDHIST camp. Our bad, Cap'n."
Home, Sweet and Sour Home.