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'Oh, so when I asked you if I should make a left and you said 'right', you meant as in correct... yeah, I totally misunderstood that.'
"Would you know how to get back to the Interstate from here?"
'Well, I think we're finally unlost. This place looks familiar.' 'I imagine it does. We've been here twice in the last 20 minutes. Maybe we should just give up, park the car, and live here.'
"O.K., Mr. Free Range – now we're lost."
"Admit it – you don't know your whereabouts."
Lost, but too embarrassed to stop and ask for directions. Another sufferer of directile dysfunction.
'I told you to ask for directions but you were too proud to listen to me.'
"Could you tell me how to get to cedar grove, New Jersey? I want to see where my grandfather was born."
A man asks for directions
'Shouldn't we pull this corporation over and ask for directions.'
'So it would seem that only the female mouse has the ability to ask for directions!'
'Well, that's just great, we're lost...but will Mr. Macho stop and ask for directions? Ohhh, no!'
"I am folding my AAA map and I'm shutting my mouth!"
'Lost?! What are you talking about? I'm not lost!'
'Why did Moses wander in the desert for forty years?'
"Just be honest and tell him we're lost."
"Which way is Lex?
"Next time, forget the breadcrumbs and just ask for directions."
Dollywood...Nirvana... 'I'm lost.'
'Now will you pull over and ask for directions?'
'We prefer all female tank commanders. If they get lost in battle they're willing to stop and ask for directions.'
'If the GPS has to tell you, 'No, we're not there yet' one more time...'
'Why can't you just admit that you should've taken the third exit off the Basingstoke roundabout and not the second...'
'Oh you've flown South alright! It's just that you went a bit too far...'