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'Why do I always attract the ugly ones'
"I have an agenda, Barbara, and you're on it."
"We should get together sometime and pee on things."
"I appreciate the overture, Nick, but I'm trying to cut down on after-work cocktails with Mr. Wrong."
Tags:colleague, colleagues, hitting on, hit on, ask out, asking out, overture, overtures, make a move, making a move, date, dating, dates, romance, office romance, office romances, workplace romance, workplace romances, put down, put downs, rejection, reject, rejects, rejecting, let down gently, mr wrong, wrong man, wrong match, bad match
"I must confess I've noticed your stopping by for a drink, but I never dreamed you'd noticed me."
Tags:relationship, relationships, date, dates, dating, interest, interested, flirt, flirtatious, pick-up, pick-up line, pickup line, pickup lines, animal, animals, talking animal, talking animals, lion, lions, lioness, watering hole, watering holes, pond, ponds, water, drink, drinks, drinking, confess, confession, confessions, notice, noticed, ask out
Would you like to dance?
"Would you like to grab a water sometime?"
Tags:lost in the desert, dehydrated, dehydration, water, waters, ask out, date, dates, coffee, coffees, getting a coffee, desert, deserts, stranded, abandoned, abandonment, chat up, chat up line, chat up lines, chat-up, chat-up line, chat-up lines, chatting up, flirt, flirts, priorities, bad priorities, wrong priorities
"I'm a busy man, Melissa. Will you or won't you be my valentine."
Be my valentine
Tags:valentine, valentines, valentines day, valentines present, valentines presents, valentines gift, valentines gifts, chocolates, chocolate, box of chocolates, love heart, love hearts, valetines chocolates, throw, thrown, throw at, violence, violent, asking someone out, ask out, asking out, dating, dates, date
"It's nice, but I fell in love with a caterpillar."
Tags:caterpillar, caterpillars, butterfly, butterflies, unattractive, unattractiveness, mating season, insect, insects, show off, showing off, show offs, show-off, show-offs, wings, butterfly wing, butterfly wings, reject, rejected, rejection, rejections, in love, falling in love, ask out, asking out, pop the question, popping the question, proposal, marriage proposals
"Not seeing me is a deal breaker."
"So,... Can I call you?"
Tags:ask out, asking out, date, dates, flirt, flirts, chat up line, chat up lines, chat-up line, chat-ups lines, cow, cattle, cows, pub, bar, phone number, phone numbers, mobile number, mobile numbers, alpine horn, alpine horns, alphorn, alphorns, alpenhorn, alpenhorns, labrophone, labrophones, communication, communications, farmer, farmers, farming, cattle farm, cattle farms, cattle farming
Tags:dragon, dragons, damsels, valentine, valentines, valentine's day, valentines daybe my valentine, reject, rejection, fairy story, fairy stories, fairy tale, fairy tales, valentines card, valentines cards, valentine's card, valentine's card, gift, gift, big question, big questions, ask out, asking out, kidnap, kidnapped, kidnapping, kidnapper, kidnappers, rejected, unlikely couple, unlikely couples
Lady to man: 'Sure, I'll go out with you. My mom says I only date losers anyway.'
'I have to ask you this before I say yes to a date - you don't contribute to global warming very often, do you?'
'Doug clearly wasn't interested in pursuing small talk'
"She's beautiful! Do you think she'd go out with me?"
Tags:sperm, sperm and egg, egg, eggs, ask out, asks out, asking out, pretty girl, pretty girls, crush, crushes, middle school, teen, teens, teenager, awkward years, grapevine, grapevines, rumor mill, rumor mills, gossip, gossips, gossiping, fertilize, fertilizes, fertilization, fertilisation, fertilise, fertilises, fertilising, fertilizing, pregnancy, pregnancies, pregnancy announcement, pregnancy announcements
"Sorry, Josh, but I need to stay in and work on my Theory of Everything but Josh."
Tags:breakup, breakups, break up, break ups, break-up, break ups, breaking up, break-ups, mathematician, mathematicians, mathematics, math, maths, theory of everything, rejection, professor, professors, equation, equations, date, dates, flirtation, flirtations, ask out, asked out, scientist, scientists, scientific breakthrough, scientific breakthroughs
"My self-esteem was so low I just followed her around everywhere she would go."
Tags:lamb, lambs, sheep, animal, animals, self esteem, self-esteem, confident, confidence, confidently, mary, mary had a little lamb, nursery rhyme, nursery rhymes, nursery-rhyme, nursery-rhymes, following, follow, dating, dates, ask out, asking out, ask on a date, the lamb was sure to go, folk song, perspective, sad, pity
Had she noticed that the note was written in poop, Suzy might have guessed who her secret admirer was.
The plumber asks out the cable lady.
"If you'll have me, I'd like to be your blind spot."
Tags:relationship, relationships, marriage, marriages, bad relationship, bad relationships, if youll have me, asking out, ask out, propose, proposing, proposal, proposals, engagement, engagements, engaged, blind spot, blind spots, terrible boyfriend, terrible boyfriends, bad boyfriend, bad boyfriends, bad choice in men, bad choice in partner, bad choice in partners
"Snow White! It's the dancing, singing woodland creatures wondering if you want to go down the pub."
'We've been through a lot in this relationship, and I feel I've matured enough to get past my fear of commitment. So, I'd like to take it to the next level - will you have a second date with me?'
Friendly Offer or Hostile Bid? "What do you say to a movie and then we go get some Chinese?"
Tags:offer, offers, friendly, friends, date, dating, dates, proposition, ask out, asking out, woman, man, relationship, relationships, business, business term, business terminology, term, terminology, deal, deals, business deal, business deals, jargon, jargons, merger, mergers, language, business merger, romance, romantic