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"I'm scared. Can I sleep with you tonight?"
"Tell your grandfather how much you like his present and ask him if he still has the receipt."
'OK. Wachtel. Go ahead. But remember: In a real scrum, there are no potty breaks.'
"We can't lose. I got Dad's lucky tie out of his closet."
"Hmm...well, OK...as long as you boys promise to leave the battlefield the way you found it."
Ringing the Doorbell
"Linda, how far away from my desk do I have to be to use the 'I'm away from my desk' voice mail message?"
'It's OK by me - ask your Mom.'
'Are you sure you want to marry my daughter? -- I can make you a much better deal on my WIFE.'
'My teeth are so bad I have to ask my dentist for permission to chew.'