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Lady to man: 'Sure, I'll go out with you. My mom says I only date losers anyway.'
'I have to ask you this before I say yes to a date - you don't contribute to global warming very often, do you?'
"Sorry, Josh, but I need to stay in and work on my Theory of Everything but Josh."
"Actually, I was looking for someone with a prehensile mind."
"Let me give you a fake e-mail address as well—just to drive home the point."
'This should teach you never to ask Naomi Campbell out on a date.'
'I get off in an hour. Do you like hospital food?'
'I wrote you a note in the third grade asking if you liked me or not. It dawned on me that you never answered me. Well?'
'You're asking ME to go out on a date with YOU?!' 'Well, basically, but without the incredulity.'
She couldn't believe it when he asked her out. He was charming, successful, good-looking and over three hours late.
Rapunzel tells prince: 'Not this week, I'm washing my hair.'
'You won't believe this darling. But, I almost didn't ask you out on this date, because I thought you might be a mirage.'
Alright, you can take me out tonight. Now get off my skis!
'He'd ask you out himself but he believes silence makes him more attractive.'