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'Oh, so when I asked you if I should make a left and you said 'right', you meant as in correct... yeah, I totally misunderstood that.'
"I'm not from here."
My Bookshelf Before the Internet
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'Well, I think we're finally unlost. This place looks familiar.' 'I imagine it does. We've been here twice in the last 20 minutes. Maybe we should just give up, park the car, and live here.'
Scientists Discover the Gene for Heterosexuality in Men
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"Welchen weg zum Metropolitan Opern Haus?"
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"Where is Madison Avenue? You might well ask."
"Your instructions were perfect."
"Is that it? I don't have my contacts in."
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"First you make a left, then you make a right, then you turn around and turn around with all your might. You put your left foot out and then you bring it back, and that's what I call ballin' the jack."
'Pardon me. Can you tell me where 9 West 57th is?'
"Let's stop and ask directions at Alpha Centauri, I said, but oh no, Mister clever stalks knows the way alright!"
'Oh, relax. Stopping to ask how to use the GPS does not violate the male decree against asking directions.'
"Thank goodness for SATNAV, I don't think I'd have found you otherwise."
"I'm not so sure this is still Queens."
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How to Tell when You're Asking for Directions from a NASCAR Fan: 'Make a left, then hang a left, take another left followed by a left...'
"Are you telling me you won't even ask the computerized navigational system for directions?"
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'Told you so.'
"We're the blue dot. We want to be at the red dot. Instead, we're in prison."
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"Excuse me ladies, but could you direct me to the boot glue."
"Well that didn't work. Looks like we go with plan B."
'Say, Euclid, how do we get to the Acropolis?'
'Just go down to the vanishing point and take a left.'
"And you call yourself a 'wise man'!"
"I told you to stop and ask for directions back at Alpha Centauri, but noooo..."
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