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'Why do I always attract the ugly ones'
"It's nice, but I fell in love with a caterpillar."
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"So,... Can I call you?"
Tags:ask out, asking out, date, dates, flirt, flirting, flirts, chat up line, chat up lines, chat-up line, chat-ups lines, cow, cattle, cows, pub, bar, phone number, phone numbers, mobile number, mobile numbers, alpine horn, alpine horns, alphorn, alphorns, alpenhorn, alpenhorns, labrophone, labrophones, communication, communications, farmer, farmers, farming, cattle farm, cattle farms, cattle farming
Tags:dragon, dragons, damsel, damsels, damsel in distress, damsels in distress, valentine, valentines, valentine's day, valentines daybe my valentine, reject, rejection, fairy story, fairy stories, fairy tale, fairy tales, valentines card, valentines cards, valentine's card, valentine's card, gift, gift, big question, big questions, ask out, asking out, boyfriend and girlfriend, boyfriends and girlfriends, kidnap, kidnapped, kidnapping, kidnapper, kidnappers, rejected, unlikely couple, unlikely couples
"She's beautiful! Do you think she'd go out with me?"
Tags:sperm, sperm and egg, egg, eggs, ask out, asks out, asking out, pretty girl, pretty girls, crush, crushes, middle school, teen, teens, teenager, teenagers, awkward years, grapevine, grapevines, rumor mill, rumor mills, gossip, gossips, gossiping, fertilize, fertilizes, fertilization, fertilisation, fertilise, fertilises, fertilising, fertilizing, pregnancy, pregnancies, pregnancy announcement, pregnancy announcements
'Doug clearly wasn't interested in pursuing small talk'
'I have to ask you this before I say yes to a date - you don't contribute to global warming very often, do you?'
"My self-esteem was so low I just followed her around everywhere she would go."
Tags:lamb, lambs, sheep, animal, animals, self esteem, self-esteem, confident, confidence, confidently, mary, mary had a little lamb, nursery rhyme, nursery rhymes, nursery-rhyme, nursery-rhymes, following, follow, dating, dates, ask out, asking out, ask on a date, the lamb was sure to go, folk song, perspective, sad, pity
The plumber asks out the cable lady.
Had she noticed that the note was written in poop, Suzy might have guessed who her secret admirer was.
"Snow White! It's the dancing, singing woodland creatures wondering if you want to go down the pub."
'We've been through a lot in this relationship, and I feel I've matured enough to get past my fear of commitment. So, I'd like to take it to the next level - will you have a second date with me?'
Friendly Offer or Hostile Bid? "What do you say to a movie and then we go get some Chinese?"
Tags:offer, offers, friendly, friends, date, dating, dates, proposition, ask out, asking out, woman, man, relationship, relationships, business, business term, business terminology, term, terminology, deal, deals, business deal, business deals, jargon, jargons, merger, mergers, language, business merger, romance, romantic
'So, you finally asked out that girl in accounting. Did you get a date?'
'So, come here often?'
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'Check out Ned... dude needs glasses! He's chatting up a basketball!'
'I got ten dollars for my birthday, Miss, Kellerman -- what time do you get off work?'
"Actually, I was looking for someone with a prehensile mind."
Tags:pretentious, pretentiousness, conceit, conceited, arrogant, arrogance, monkey, monkeys, tail, tails, monkey tail, monkeys tails, monkey's tails, date, dates, asked out, asking out, intelligent, intelligence, unattractive, attractiveness, prehensile, prehensility, mating season, mate, mates, date, dates, reject, rejected, rejection, rejections
"Let me give you a fake e-mail address as well—just to drive home the point."
Tags:unwanted attention, gender issues, gender inequality, sexism, sexist, flirt, flirting, uninterested, reject, rejection, rejections, rejected, oblivious, obliviousness, fake number, fake numbers, phone number, phone numbers, ask out, asked out, asking out, creep, creeps, creeping, boundary, boundaries, disrespectful, disrespect, annoy, annoyance, annoying, annoyances, club, clubs, clubbing, clubber, clubbers
'Man, we're never gonna get any ladies with that guy around.'
'For the last time, Lance, this isn't a date,'
'Of course it's been proven that warthogs are the sexiest creatures in the animal kingdom... I mean, I don't have the study with me, but, you know, look at me.'
'No need to give me your number, I'll just scan your microchip...'
By borrowing his niece every Friday night, Vern had found a surefire way to meet women.
"Hi. Obviously, I'm betting everything on the watch."