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"I've been hearing nothing but good things about you."
The Wunderkind At Work
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"And now may I bite your neck?"
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'No, I'm not adding an eleventh commandment that your wife can't drag you to see those goofy Twilight movies.'
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Eight-year-old Henry Jonas is credited with being the first child to utter the question that parents would loathe for centuries to come.
"Nothing personal, Dad, but if I were you, I wouldn't ask too many questions about my boys' club."
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'All I ask for is an unfair advantage.'
'I don't ask for much, all I want is more.'
Day off for a silver anniversary.
'Will you marry me?'
"It's come to my attention that our sister city has been borrowing our city's clothes without even asking."
'What I want is a 50 cent an hour raise, a longer lunch break, weekends off...'
'Why do you ask me questions if you don't want to hear the answers?'
A dog asks to be walked as the owner leaves for work.
Bats in your belfry.
'Must have been tough before Google. I hear you actually had to ask parents for answers.'
"I'd like to see everything you have on girls."
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"I never ask for a raise any more. I just hack into the boss's computer and give myself one."
'I,N,F,O,R,M,A,T,I,O,N, why do you ask?'
"When I ask you what you're thinking about and you say 'Nothing', is that 'nothing' as in the Infinite Void, the emptiness of Zen, the nothingness of Sartre and Lacan, ex nihilo nihil fit, or what?"
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"Perhaps if you gave me one big lump sum of cash, I wouldn't have to keep asking for small amounts all the time."
'You know, just because they ask, doesn't mean you have to let them fly.'
no, the Da Cinci Code is not real! Please do not ask!
Illegal job interview questions.