Aspires Cartoons and Comics

'No kidding? When I was a boy I wanted to grow up to be an accountant too!'

"She went off the grid to write a book about being off the grid so she could come back to a better place on the grid."

The Further Temptations of Kenneth Starr

'I aspire to bigger and better things!'

"I aspired to authenticity, but I never got beyond verisimilitude."

"When I grow up, I want to work with the affluent."

This man is obviously delusional - he thinks he should have a decent job and a good car like the rest of us.

"The key is for the wannabes to think they have a chance in hell to be."

"OK young man, explain what this was doing under your bed!"

'Don't you want to go somewhere in your life besides in and out?'

"Just think...you could break right through that. It's a window of opportunity."

"I wish I lived in a name brand shoe."

"Today I'm fifty--- the old halfway point."

"I wanted to be a baseball player 'til I found out they send you to the showers."

'You got the job, the family and now the fancy car. But it's not enough, is it? No, my friend, it's never enough.'

"I'm telling ya Charlie, this will get us our movie deal!"

'It said on your application that you only want to work long enough to buy a Ferrari 612 Scaglietti. For what we pay, that should only take 287 years.'

"I've been toiling for months to write the great American tweet."

"Push me, Dad. Mozart was pushed."

'So I'm playing major league baseball, sweating and toiling in the dirt and grass day after day. But I always dreamed that, someday, I'd make it here.'

'We know it's your dream, son. But stay in school. Get your degree. Don't pin all your hopes on a major league career.'

Sir Thomas Crapper, circa 1860.

'Where do you see yourself in 24 hours?'