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"Personally, I never take anything but aspirin."
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'The new regulations arrived earlier today.'
"I drill holes mainly to store aspirins."
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'Conventional medicine says take an aspirin. In the absence of tort reform, defensive medicine says MRI and Cat Scan.'
'Take two tons of aspirin and call me in the morning.'
'So taking 75mg of Aspirin per day can reduce the risk of cancer by 21%...' - '...but leads to an increase in the risk of internal bleeding.' - 'Future studies are likely to indicate that medical researchers make very bad dinner party guests.'
Teachers Lounge getting a bulk delivery of Aspirins.
'Two Aspirins'...'Brain Tumor'
'If you begin to feel unwell, start or stop taking aspirin...'
'Take two aspirins and stick your head in the sand.'
"Take two aspirin and text me in the morning."
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"Dad's helping me with my homework. Where do we keep the aspirin?"
August, 1897 - Arthur Eichengrun invents aspirin.
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'I have two colds. I'm taking aspirin for one, and hot tea with whisky for the other.'
"The aspirin deal has given him a headache."
'Have you got a hangover?'
"These aspirin are for me. That patient in room 102 is a real pain!"
Selling aspirin outside a Bridget Riley exhibition.
'That's St Joseph. He's the patron saint of baby aspirin.'
"Take some aspirins and if it gets any worse, come back and see me."
'Take two aspirins and call Obama in the morning!'
Bear with 'Bear Aspirin': 'I have one grizzly headache.'
Hello, this is Dr Helman. I'm not in at the moment. Take two Aspirins and call in the morning."
'I hope I don't catch cold from this. I'm trying to kick the baby aspirin habit.'
'And that's today's news. Take two aspirin and go to bed.'