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"You fool—I'm CIA, too!"
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Tags:mobster, mobsters, organized crime, organised crime, gangster, gangsters, cement shoes, murder, murders, hit, hits, murderer, murderers, thug, thugs, assassin, assassins, assassination, assassinations, drown, drowns, drowning, grim, grims, grim reaper, grim reapers, reaper, reapers, angel of death, embodiment of death, cement shoes, hit, hits, mafia hit, mafia hits, avoid, avoids, avoiding, cheat, cheats
"The entire West Coast division must go. Make it look like an accident."
"Oh no! Iran has assassinated top US general Mark Milley outside the Toronto Airport with a drone attack."
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"I just hope I'm not in trouble."
"Do you boys have a business card?"
The Brief Lincoln - Mum Debate.
"Sorry I'm late, boss. I hit a deer and had to make it look like an accident."
"Of course I got rid of him...in my own way."
Tags:sleeping, sleeping with the fishes, concrete, concrete shoes, shoes, mob, mobs, mafia, mafias, mafioso, hit, hit man, hitman, hit men, hitmen, contract killer, kill, killer, lamp, lamps, lampshade, lamp shade, hired killer, contract, hired, hired gun, decor, decorate, decoration, decorating, interior design, interior decor, assassin, assassins, assassination, assassinations
"Did you remember to whack the cat?"
Tags:cat, cats, feline, felines, cat owner, cat owners, cat lover, cat lovers, pet cat, pet cats, assassin, assassins, assassination, assassinations, killer, killers, mobster, mobsters, gangster, gangsters, mafia, organized crime, organised crime, whack the cat, murder, murders, murderer, murderers, husband, husbands, wife, wives, reminder, reminders, nag, nags, nagging, chore, chores
My Son the Hit Man.
Tags:hitman, hitmen, hit man, hit men, hit-man, hit-men, mom, moms, mum, mums, mother, mothers, assassin, assassins, assassination, assassinations, career path, career paths, career, careers, family life, proud parent, proud parents, disappointed parent, disappointed parents, crimes, criminal career, criminal careers
"I like his style. He makes it look like an accident."
Tags:gang, gangs, mob, mobs, mobster, mobsters, gang boss, gang posses, abstract art, modern art, modern artist, modern artists, abstract artist, abstract artists, gang murder, murder, murders, murderer, murderers, assassination, assassinations, crime scene, crime scenes, staged crime scene, staged crime scenes
"Were our business legitimate, gentlemen, this would be considered legal."
"The public is tiring of unfair attacks."
Tags:attack, attacks, campaign ad, campaign ads, negative ad, negative ads, politician, politicians, political campaign, political campaigns, campaigning, campaigner, campaigners, duel, duels, duelist, duelists, duellist, duellists, poll, polls, polling, pollster, pollsters, character assassination, assassination, assassinations, assassinating, bad politics, olden days, gun, guns, gun play, pistol, pistols, pistols at dawn, unfair, unfairness, coward, cowards, cowardly, shot in the back, shooting in the back
"He's across the street at the bus stop, but if you send in a high-powered attorney, we can take him from here."
Tags:lawyer, lawyers, counselor, counselors, counsellors, counsellors, attorney, attorneys, solicitor, solicitors, barrister, barristers, legal counsel, litigation, litigious, suring, lawsuit, lawsuits, practising law, practicing law, law, legal, legal department, sniper, snipers, shooting, aiming, weapon, weapons, sharpshooter, sharpshooters, assassin, assassins, assassination, assassinations
'Janine, could you download me a self-defence course, please?'
Aiming the Head
Tags:basketball, basketball player, basketball players, hoop, hoops, basketball hoop, basketball hoops, net, nets, basketball net, basketball net, netball, guillotine, guillotines, assassination, assassinations, decapitation, decapitating, decapitations, capital punishment, execution, executions, executioner, executioners, punish, punishing, punishments, aim, aiming, practise, practice, practising, basketball practice, basketball practise, french revolution, the french revolution, historical beheading
"Just tell him we're taking him someplace dark where he can see the comet."
Tags:astronomy, astronomer, astronomers, comet, comets, stargazing, stargazer, stargazers, stargaze, asteroid, asteroids, organized crime, organised crime, mafia, mafioso, mob, mobs, mob hit, mob hit, whacked, kill, killing, murder, murders, murdering, lure, lures, luring, lure away, lures away, excuse, excuses, assassination, assassinations, out-of-the-way, hale-bopp, halley's comet, lame excuse, lame excuses, unbelievable
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"Sorry, Sylvia, but your mother's long-term care has been going on just a little bit too long."
Tags:long-term care, long term care, insurance, mafia, medical insurance, health insurance, medical cover, health cover, insurance policy, medical care, hit, hits, assassination, assassinations, assassin, assassins, mobster, mobsters, insurance company, insurance companies, medical bill, medical bills, healthcare cost, healthcare costs, medical cost, medical costs
'You're 40+, your looks are gone and you're invisible to men. How would you like a career as a contract killer for the CIA?'
Congratulations on starting your own firm.
"That's the problem with this business. It's always 'who have you whacked for me lately?'"
"And to keep things moving along, I've added snipers.