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Thank you for not killing me.
'Would you kindly repeat for the judge, who is a lawyer...and for your attorney, who is a lawyer, the lawyer joke that caused my client, who is a lawyer...to punch you in the mouth.'
"Do forgive me, sir. I've been seeing too much gratuitous violence on TV."
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"I told you a firecracker behind his back didn't seem like a good idea!"
'My husband is a very large, loud and obnoxious man. OK, sure, I tried to hire a hit man. But just to hit him.'
'Now, Mrs Althorpe, if you think you see the man who assaulted you, we just want you to touch him on the shoulder.' (Mrs Althorpe beats a man up and then says she doesn't recognise any of them)
"B.J. has a 'hands-on' management style."
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"Stop me if I've told you this one...."
Muriel often used her emotional toolbox to her distinct advantage.
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'Are you sure this is all you can remember seeing after you were attacked?'
Dirty Harry Dancing
'You don't really want my opinion, do you? You just want the chance to punch me again.'
'Would you hit a woman?' - 'Sure, where is she?'
'Two witnesses can testify that at the time of the robbery I was miles away assaulting someone.'
'We gotta get organized - Look what they did to Joey!'
'Do you recognise the swine who threw the custard pie at you Mrs Simpkins?'
"This is 911! If you want to report a fire, press 1..."
Miss Foster, get me my PR man!
I love New York