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"Bad news. The mailman is going to attend the parole-board hearing."
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Welcome To Melbourne: Home of fatal stabbings and serious assaults, we hope and pray you enjoy your stay.
"She cut off his what with a carving knife?"
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Thank you for not killing me.
'I know...It's so nice to finally be able to leave the kids at home without a babysitter, now that they have the means to keep themselves safe.'
"Do I get a pay raise or not?"
"I told you we'd settle this in the parking lot."
'Would you kindly repeat for the judge, who is a lawyer...and for your attorney, who is a lawyer, the lawyer joke that caused my client, who is a lawyer...to punch you in the mouth.'
'It must be your turn to make the tea.'
"I told you a firecracker behind his back didn't seem like a good idea!"
"Do forgive me, sir. I've been seeing too much gratuitous violence on TV."
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'My husband is a very large, loud and obnoxious man. OK, sure, I tried to hire a hit man. But just to hit him.'
"Okay, everybody! Time for our mid-battle raffle! And today's winning ticket is...numeral XXVII!"
Tags:battleground, battlegrounds, battle ground, battle grounds, raffle, raffles, lottery, lotteries, siege, sieges, siege tactics, siege tactic, siege warfare, castle, castles, assault, assaults, defender, defenders, warrior, warriors, soldier, soldiers, middle ages, medieval period, winning ticket, winning tickets
"Now the teeth! Huge...savage teeth!!"
Tags:police artist, police artists, witness, witnesses, suspect, suspects, dog, dogs, canine, canines, assault, assaults, mailmen, mailmen, mail man, mail men, postmen, postman, post men, post man, delivery men, delivery man, detective, detectives, dog attack, dog attacks, job hazard, job hazards, job risk, job risks, dog bite, dog bites
"I now show you this vacuum cleaner and ask if you've seen it before?"
Tags:genie, bottle, fantasy, law, court, vacuum, myths, fairy tales, aladdin, arabian nights, trial, trials, courtroom, courtrooms, genies, jin, jins, djin, djins, djinn, djinns, fairytale, fairytales, fairy tale, fairy story, fairy stories, assault, assaults, witness stand, witness stands, court, courts
Jennifer Felt Perfectly Safe Walking Through the Park at Night with Her Handy Cast-Iron Baguette.
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"The bad news is, you've been charged with assault with a deadly weapon. The good news is, your victim has obtained a marriage license."
"I got sick of her telling everybody that I'm 92 years young."
'Do you see the person who assaulted you?'
"One at a time!...Ok, who started it?"
Tags:red flag, red flags, red rag, red rags, bull, bulls, bullfight, bullfights, bullfighting, bullfighter, bullfighters, matador, matadors, toreros, torero, cop, cops, assault, assaults, assault charge, assault charges, policemen, policeman, fighting, fighter, fighters, public nuisance, crimes, criminal, criminals
'And you say this attack was unprovoked, sir...'