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At Lego corporate headquarters.
Detective and child follow footprints using magnifying glasses.
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"There's always one annoying piece left over."
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"After we have sex but before I kill you, I'm going to need your help with some shelves."
Tags:praying mantis, praying mantises, manual labor, manual labour, kill, kills, killing, killings, killer, killers, murder, murders, murdering, murderer, murderers, insect, insects, entomology, entomologist, entomologists, married life, marriage, marriages, married lives, useful, techincal, shelving, shelving unit, shelving units, assemble, assembles, assembling, assembly, shelves, build, builds, handyman, handymen
"What the hell is all this?"
'This kit car had a little more assembly required than I had hoped for.'
'Of course the dryer you buy will be upright and fully assembled. This is a floor model.'
Happy Bear Toy Factory
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"I don't think this computer is state of the art -- the assembly instructions are in Latin."
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House for sale - some assembly required.
'This shouldn't cost me too much to fix. I've already done most of the disassembly.'
"You need to take this thingamajig...and attach it to the whatchamacallit using a turny thing."
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'We come in pieces.'
I'm not sure about this mail-order bride thing -- it says 'some assembly required.'
We regret that misprint on the box. Instead of saying, 'An 8 year old can assemble this' it should have read, 'It takes 8 years to assemble this.'
Bricks for sale, some assembly required.
'It all started when he tried to assemble a backyard gym without reading the instructions.'
"This is the driver, isn't it?"
Tags:golf, golfer, golfers, golfing, husband, husbands, wife, wives, housewife, housewives, stay at home wife, stay-at-home wife, hobby, hobbies, driver, drivers, golf club, golf clubs, screwdriver, screwdrivers, bookshelf, bookshelves, d.i.y., do it yourself, flatpack furniture, flatpack, assemble, assembles, assembling, damage, damages, damaging, damaged, equipment