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Letter to Santa, 'Dear Santa, Some Assembly Required. Timmy'
At Lego corporate headquarters.
Some assembly required.
Detective and child follow footprints using magnifying glasses.
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"Now, this is just a simulation of what the blocks will look like once they're assempbled."
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"After we have sex but before I kill you, I'm going to need your help with some shelves."
Tags:praying mantis, praying mantises, manual labor, manual labour, kill, kills, killing, killings, killer, killers, murder, murders, murdering, murderer, murderers, insect, insects, entomology, entomologist, entomologists, married life, marriage, marriages, married lives, useful, techincal, shelving, shelving unit, shelving units, assemble, assembles, assembling, assembly, shelves, build, builds, handyman, handymen
"What the hell is all this?"
The White House: Some Assembly Required.
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Directions: Call a smart friend.
"It's an educational toy. Let HIM figure out how to assemble it!"
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With no outs in the bottom of the seventh, coach brings in a new pitcher.
"Dad, I'll assemble yours if you assemble mine."
'Find out why the media is assembling outside our building.'
"I don't think this computer is state of the art -- the assembly instructions are in Latin."
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"...it's difficult to assemble - we'll let the customers do it."
Flat-pack furniture assembly creating 3D illusion
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Dog House Building Kit
'I buy my cigars at Ikea!'
'Connect insert A, B, and C into slots D, E, and F. Tighten using assembly tool G. What in the H are they talking about?'
'Keep in mind, some assembly is required.'
I'm not sure about this mail-order bride thing -- it says 'some assembly required.'
'It all started when he tried to assemble a backyard gym without reading the instructions.'