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"Since, as you say, Geoffrey, you're only passing this way once, it seems a shame to be such a pompous ass."
Acupuncture - Pin the Tail on the Donkey.
"It's the only way I can get myself out of bed in the morning."
"Does it make my ass look big?"
'Granted, the burros are a lot slower than chair lifts. But for a quarter the price of a regular lift ticket, I'm all for it.'
'He bought a donkey because he thought he might get a kick out of it.'
Don't ever waste your time mooning a proctologist. They always tell you to call and make an appointment.
"You'll have to excuse him. My neighbor's an ass."
"OMG! I thought everyone knew that E=MC2."
"Told you I'd fit that donkey in the ship!"
Breeds of Asses