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Risk Perception/Risk Assessment/Risk Management.
Interviewee: 'Nah, work related stress isn't a problem - I've never taken a job seriously enough for it to bother me!'
Ok class, these career path suggestions are based on the personality assessments you all took last week...
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"Try and tell me what's bothering you - use your S.A.T. words."
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'Our test results show nothing out of the ordinary. I'm afraid your child is ordinary.'
Performance Management: "Jump!"
'To be honest, I'm not sure if a HAZARD ASSESSMENT would have seen this one coming!'
"He has visions of world peace,he thinks he hears angels speak too him...he's dangerous, bring me the drugs!"
'I'm afraid it's not gold-plated after all.'
'I asked for a report on the long and short of it, Henderson - This only addresses the breadth and depth.'
'Oh, for goodness sakes lighten up...we have a no-kill policy!'
"That's the workstation we use for district assessment scoring, or on a slow day, for playing solitaire."
'Seems the onboard computer analyzed your driving patterns and determined it was best for all not to start the engine.'
"Please be advised, first quarter grades may be weaker than expected."
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'We did a full work-up - heart, lungs, bank account, credit...you can afford to live another 19 years.'
'Rorschach! What's to become of you!'
'As I see it, Pinocchio was motivated by a need to prove himself while both hansel and Gretel were driven by an inborn rebelliousness.'
"Hop up into the jolly jumper and let's see what you're made of"
"I expected the moral assessment, but the credit check surprised me."
'I hope you didn't feel uncomfortable about me correcting you on your first day!'
'It's not you I have a problem with, Felton ? it's your mother.'
'Typical type a behavior.'
"He works and plays well with others."
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Critical Path Analysis.
'Another meeting. Another assessment. Is this deja vu or what?' 'Beats me. I can't remember things long enough anymore to have deja vu.'
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