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"Now, how can I be of assistance?"
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'Oh, so you want to get nasty? Well, two can play that game! Remember when I told you to have a nice day? I RETRACT IT! Oh, yes I can! I just DID!'
Information: 'Out getting more.'
"Please help me get these squirrels out of my pants. This isn't a pickup line. I really need assistance."
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As orthodontist Phil Glomley progressed with each patient, his assistant would add a proportional amount to the model of his beach house.
"How can I be of no assistance whatsoever?"
'I can't give you my cell phone number. If you need assistance, use the nurse's bell.'
"No—a bigger box."
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"If you require immediate assistance, press the pound sign."
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"Let me through! I'm a businessperson!"
Tags:businessperson, businesspeople, businessperson, spill, spills, spilling, expert, experts, expertise, sidewalk, sidewalks, clumsy, clumsiness, careless, carelessness, accident, accidents, accidental, crowd, crowds, crowded sidewalk, crowded sidewalks, fall, falls, falling, trip, trips, tripping, klutz, klutzy, klutziness, assist, assistance, emergency, emergencies, emergency worker, emergency workers, first world problem, first world problems
"Look, if it's just a matter of collating get one of the clerks to do it."
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"Davis, come in here and take a bullet."
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'What seems to be the problem?'
Feeding Tubes Removed $50.
A help lion.
"While you were out, Mr. Sundberg, the little hand went from the one to the three."
"I came the minute I heard!"
"Miss Windham, I wonder if you would mind stepping in here and joining me in a thirtieth-anniversary chorus or two of 'Blowin' in the Wind'?"
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Nordic Trak Reading Machine
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'Thanks, you're an angel!'
'I need more tech support.'
Need a hand.
"That's my voice mail."
Kiosk in large lobby with sign above it labeled 'Empathy'.