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"We blew a fuse."
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"Mr Hargraves will suffer you gladly now."
"Now, how can I be of assistance?"
Tags:assistant, assistance, doctor, doctors, physician, physicians, head, headache, headaches, head injury, head injuries, head trauma, head traumas, trauma, traumas, oblivious, obliviousness, pay attention, pays attention, paying attention, help, helps, helping, emergency, emergency room, emergency rooms, injury, injuries, a&e, accident and emergency
"Oh, and I've taken the liberty of sending anniversary cards to the axis of evil."
Tags:satan, devil, lucifer, devil, devils, satanic, demon, demons, hades, hell, axis of evil, bush, george w. bush, iran, iraq, north korea, war on terror, cards, card, greeting card, greeting cards, stationary, anniversary, anniversaries, assistant, assistants, personal assistant, personal assistants, administrative assistant, administrative assistants, secretary, secretaries, personal assistant, personal assistants
"If anyone calls, marge, I'm sitting right by the phone."
'The assistant to the physician's assistant will see you now.'
"Excuse me, but was that 'to wit' or 'to woo'?"
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"I've been thinking, but I'm going to stop."
"Miss Harwood, please see to it that the halls are decked."
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"Miss Durban, is there anything C.E.O.-ish for me to do?"
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"Forget the carrot, Maureen. Bring me a stick."
'It's a GPS for busy teachers. It tells you whether you're going or coming.'
"He'll finish your nap for you."
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'Do you have any other form of I.D. besides your head on a pound note?'
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Employees must wash hands.
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"Senator, the American people, whom you often mention in your speeches, would like a word with you."
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"Miss Williamson, could you please bring in my real glasses now?"
Tags:oversize, oversized, big, huge, giant, joke, joke shop, joke store, practical joke, practical jokes, prank, pranks, pranked, childish, gag, gag glasses, glasses, visual gag, embarrass, embarrassing, secretary, secretaries, personal assistant, assistant, assistants, pa, p.a., p.a, bring in my, business, businessman, businessmen, exec, execs, executive, executives, manager, management, april fools, april fool's
'May I ask what it's in connection with?'
'I'm sorry you were on hold so long, but I was finishing up a webinar on customer service.'
'Actually I asked for a large 'Cola'.'
Tags:koala, koalas, koala bear, koala bears, bear, bears, mishear, mishears, misheard, mishearing, cola, drink, drinks, drinking, drank, order, orders, ordering, ordered, orderer, orderers, customer, customers, cashier, cashiers, assistant, assistants, fast food, mistake, mistakes, the flying mccoys, flying mccoys
"Of course, now that my assistant has passed away this isn't nearly as exciting."
As orthodontist Phil Glomley progressed with each patient, his assistant would add a proportional amount to the model of his beach house.
"A very special interest to see you, Senator."
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Are you kiddin'? Those babies are all made right here on the premises.
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'Let's see,,, You're answering prayers until 9:30,, Your Armageddon meeting's been pushed to 2:00 and it looks like your speaking engagement in Mrs, Ingersol's head is postponed 'til Thursday,'
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