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Welcome to Lovers' Leap
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Nordic Trak Reading Machine
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'Thanks, you're an angel!'
"I already assisted with your birth—what do you want now?"
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'I need more tech support.'
'Turn all this black and white into gray...'
"Now, assisted suicide - that could be a growth area for us."
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'I'd help you but I'm ergonomically challenged.'
'This is Onstar, how may I help you?'
"100 things to do before you die - number 1 - book a plane to Switzerland."
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'Shovel your street?'
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'You're the one who called for a locksmith?'
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'Not the repair manual. Bring me the book of mechanics' curse words.'
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'What? Hand out assists to my teammates? That will just create a cycle of dependency!'
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Santa struggles to play sports.
"I'm leaving you, Harold. So don't try to stop me"
Indignitas - 'How dare you help me take my life!'
'If you help a criminal before the crime your an accomplice, If you help afterwards, you're a lawyer.'
Helping old men.
"Our health plan pays only for physician assisted suicides!"
'Putter.. er-r.. I mean, scalpel!'
'The Westbrook report and some clean underwear.'
"Before we consider assisted suicide, I do feel we should at least five his ointment a few days first."