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"Good question. I think I'll let my intern, Jason, field that one for you,"
Tags:monk, monks, meditate, meditation, meditating, intern, interns, internship, internships, field, fields, fielding, corporate, corporation, corporate ladder, ladder, corporate hierarchy, hierarchy, assist, assistance, assisting, seek, seeks, seeking, cliff top, cliff tops, contract, contracts, guru, gurus, enlightenment, enlighten, enlightening, delegate, delegating, delegation, manager, managers, management, wisdom
Dog rescues cat from tree.
Tags:dog, dogs, dog lover, dog lovers, dog owner, dog owners, dog person, dog people, cat, cats, cat lover, cat lovers, cat owner, cat owners, kitty, kitties, cat person, cat people, dream job, dream jobs, ideal job, ideal jobs, rescue, rescues, rescued, rescuing, cat in a tree, cats in trees, help, helping, carer, carers, caring, assist, assisting, assistance, stuck, cherry picker, aerial work platform, aerial work platforms, aerial device, elevating work platform, bucket truck, mobile elevating work platform, aerial devices, elevating work platforms, bucket trucks, mobile elevating work platforms
"I'm afraid I can't help you. I'm from New Zealand, and all I know is sheep."
Tags:man, men, stranger, strangers, asking for directions, directions, lost, confused, map, maps, address, addresses, pedestrian, pedestrians, help, helping, unhelpful, assist, assisting, useless, city, cities, urban, new zealand, kiwi, kiwis, new zealander, new zealanders, tourist, tourists, street, streets, animal, animals, sheep, herd, herds, flock, flocks, shepherd, shepherds, stereotype, stereotypes, farm, farms, farmer, farmers, know, knowledge, traveler, traveler, traveller, travellers
"I need some assistance here."
Tags:dog, dogs, pup, pups, canine, canines, dog lover, dog lovers, dog owner, dog owners, dog food, meat, meat grinder, meat grinding, assist, assisting, assistance, meal prep, meal preparation, cook, cooking, short, too short, small, too small, responsible, responsibility, maturity, anthropomorphise, anthropomorphize
'Thanks, you're an angel!'
'I need more tech support.'
'Turn all this black and white into gray...'
Good Samaritan responding to hurt man: 'I'm part of God's TLC plan.'
"If you require more immediate assistance, press the pound sign."
Tags:assistance, assisting, immediate assistance, assist, help, helping, asking for help, automated helpline, automated helpline, helpline, helplines, keyboard, keyboards, ound sign, hash key, alt button, alt buttons, unhelpful, not helpful, voice recognition, voice recognition technology, interactive voice response, ivr, hr, hr department, hr departments
"Don't embarrass me again, spell-checker."
Tags:gangster, gangsters, bandit, bandits, computer, computers, spell-check, spell-checker, spelling, spellings, error, errors, mistake, mistakes, embarrass, embarrasses, embarrassing, embarrassment, threat, threats, threatens, word processor, word processors, office, offices, desk job, desk jobs, show up, shown up, assist, assists, assisting, unprofessional
'This is Onstar, how may I help you?'
Hand of God points out lost golf ball.
'Shovel your street?'
Tags:shovel, shovels, shovelled, shovelling, shoveller, shovellers, plough, ploughs, ploughing, plough, snow slough, snow ploughs, snow, snows, snowed, snowy, clear, clears, clearing, cleared, clearer, clearers, scoop, scoops, scooping, scooped, assist, assists, assisting, assisted, the flying mccoys, flying mccoys
'What? Hand out assists to my teammates? That will just create a cycle of dependency!'
Tags:basketball, basketballer, basketballers, player, players, dependant, dependants, dependent, dependency, assist, assists, assisting, assisted, create, creates, creating, created, teammate, teammates, team mate, team mates, pass, passes, passing, passer, passers, in the bleachers, bleachers, in the bleachers
'Not the repair manual. Bring me the book of mechanics' curse words.'
Tags:car, cars, auto, autos, automobile, automobiles, mechanic, mechanics, manual, manuals, repair, repairs, repairing, repaired, book, books, curse word, curse words, expletive, expletives, assistant, assistants, assisting, assisted, fix, fixes, fixing, fixed, mistake, mistakes, the flying mccoys, flying mccoys
'Wait! Better give me the big one.'
Tags:golf, golfs, golfing, golfer, golfers, caddie, caddies, assistant, assistants, assisting, assist, dragon, dragons, dragonslayer, dragonslayers, dragon slayer, dragon slayers, dragonslaying, dragon slaying, slay, slaying, slayer, slayers, mythical creature, mythical creatures, in the bleachers, bleachers, in the bleachers
Santa struggles to play sports.
'Need a hand love?'
Helping old men.
A pianist uses a frog as a page turner.
'Putter.. er-r.. I mean, scalpel!'
'The Westbrook report and some clean underwear.'
'Miss Maslow, come in here and read me 'The Little Engine that Could.''
'Other dogs eat homework.'