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"I'm afraid I can't help you. I'm from New Zealand, and all I know is sheep."
Tags:man, men, stranger, strangers, asking for directions, directions, lost, confused, map, maps, address, addresses, pedestrian, pedestrians, help, helping, unhelpful, assist, assisting, useless, city, cities, urban, new zealand, kiwi, kiwis, new zealander, new zealanders, tourist, tourists, street, streets, animal, animals, sheep, herd, herds, flock, flocks, shepherd, shepherds, stereotype, stereotypes, farm, farms, farmer, farmers, know, knowledge, traveler, traveler, traveller, travellers
'Thanks, you're an angel!'
'I need more tech support.'
'Turn all this black and white into gray...'
Good Samaritan responding to hurt man: 'I'm part of God's TLC plan.'
"If you require more immediate assistance, press the pound sign."
Tags:assistance, assisting, immediate assistance, assist, help, helping, asking for help, automated helpline, automated helpline, helpline, helplines, keyboard, keyboards, ound sign, hash key, alt button, alt buttons, unhelpful, not helpful, voice recognition, voice recognition technology, interactive voice response, ivr, hr, hr department, hr departments
'This is Onstar, how may I help you?'
Hand of God points out lost golf ball.
'Shovel your street?'
Tags:shovel, shovels, shovelled, shovelling, shoveller, shovellers, plough, ploughs, ploughing, plough, snow slough, snow ploughs, snow, snows, snowed, snowy, clear, clears, clearing, cleared, clearer, clearers, scoop, scoops, scooping, scooped, assist, assists, assisting, assisted, the flying mccoys, flying mccoys
'What? Hand out assists to my teammates? That will just create a cycle of dependency!'
Tags:basketball, basketballer, basketballers, player, players, dependant, dependants, dependent, dependency, assist, assists, assisting, assisted, create, creates, creating, created, teammate, teammates, team mate, team mates, pass, passes, passing, passer, passers, in the bleachers, bleachers, in the bleachers
'Not the repair manual. Bring me the book of mechanics' curse words.'
Tags:car, cars, auto, autos, automobile, automobiles, mechanic, mechanics, manual, manuals, repair, repairs, repairing, repaired, book, books, curse word, curse words, expletive, expletives, assistant, assistants, assisting, assisted, fix, fixes, fixing, fixed, mistake, mistakes, the flying mccoys, flying mccoys
'Wait! Better give me the big one.'
Tags:golf, golfs, golfing, golfer, golfers, caddie, caddies, assistant, assistants, assisting, assist, dragon, dragons, dragonslayer, dragonslayers, dragon slayer, dragon slayers, dragonslaying, dragon slaying, slay, slaying, slayer, slayers, mythical creature, mythical creatures, in the bleachers, bleachers, in the bleachers
Santa struggles to play sports.
'Need a hand love?'
Helping old men.
A pianist uses a frog as a page turner.
'Putter.. er-r.. I mean, scalpel!'
'The Westbrook report and some clean underwear.'
'Miss Maslow, come in here and read me 'The Little Engine that Could.''
'Other dogs eat homework.'
'Madge, did we really need a home computer to make scrambled eggs?'
Lemming removal's van - "helping out"
Cathy hires an armed guard to help with her diet.
'Water..? Oh, I'm sorry sir. I thought you shouted water.'