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'Strange -- I always thought that thunder sounded like the angels were bowling.'
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'Why do people always assume I download my music illegally?'
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"Branch of the service? What makes you think I'm with any branch of the service?"
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"I think I can speak for an entire generation when I say I'm either in my thirties or in my forties."
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"I don't have a single complaint about my treatment by the media."
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"Oh, and Botticelli. Botticelli would probably have been a great filmmaker."
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"Flowers? That's so arrogant!"
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"Okay, okay...so the weatherman was right for once."
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'I assume we'll be on the honor system, right?'
"My basic judicial philosophy is 'Guilty.'"
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"My wife's in the bedroom."
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"No, I'm not Swiss. Just a bad accident."
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Thank You God
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"Just because the preacher is from Alabama doesn't mean he's speaking in tongues."
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'I made the mistake of thinking the manager of a Christian bookstore wouldn't have a gun.'
"Years ago, there was only one Santa Claus. Now because of genetic engineering, there can be lots of them."
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"Butcher paper! I thought this was just a check up."
A child offers an old man adult diapers in the grocery store.
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"For the hundredth time—I have no idea how to make crystal meth."
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"No, I've never liked chasing sticks. I though you enjoyed throwing them."
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"How is it gendered?"
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"Oh, honey! It's all alone! Can we take it home with us?"
"You think you have it bad? I look like this and I don't know anything about technology."
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"Woah, woah - just because I'm a sexy pizza delivery guy, does not mean I have sex whenever I deliver a pizza."
"Isn't that false advertising?"
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