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'Well I could help with 'A bit of filing and general help around the office' or you MIGHT like to benefit from my 25 years experience in software development and capital infrastructure investment experience.'
'Strange -- I always thought that thunder sounded like the angels were bowling.'
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"Let me guess. You want French and you want ranch?"
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'Why do people always assume I download my music illegally?'
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"I don't have a single complaint about my treatment by the media."
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"Is it safe to assume that the meat is laced with antibiotics and the salad is chockfull of pesticides?"
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"Oh, and Botticelli. Botticelli would probably have been a great filmmaker."
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"Okay, okay...so the weatherman was right for once."
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"My basic judicial philosophy is 'Guilty.'"
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'I made the mistake of thinking the manager of a Christian bookstore wouldn't have a gun.'
"For the hundredth time—I have no idea how to make crystal meth."
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The Assumption of Mary
"Oh, honey! It's all alone! Can we take it home with us?"
"Isn't that false advertising?"
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"The water can't cold. This guy has been in there for three days!"
'I just assumed you'd have a non-smoking section.'
'I'm not a consumer. I'm a provider.'
'I'm not a 'chick'. Are you a rooster?'
'No, I'm not a housewife. Are you a househusband?'
'I always assumed my fifteen minutes of fame would come when I was ALIVE.'
"I guess this means we're going steady."
'The final order of business will be selecting our assumed names.'
"Wouldn't it be cool if guys could read girls' minds?"
sale on paradigm shifts.
"Baldo, you did not tell me you'd be late."