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Despite its name, the Thesaurus was quite often at a loss for words.
Tags:dinosaur, dinosaurs, thesaurus, word, words, spell, spells, spelling, meteor, meteorite, intelligent, intelligence, fire, fires, rock, rocks, asteroid, asteroids, idiom, idioms, contradict, contradiction, contradictions, dumb, stupid, english language, language, languages, the argyle sweater, argyle sweater
"Have you ever wondered what would happen if a giant hair ball were to slam into the earth?"
Tags:animal, animals, talking animal, talking animals, talking pet, talking pets, pet, pets, pet owner, pet owners, talking cat, talking cats, cat, feline, felines, cats, cat owner, cat owners, hairball, hairballs, furball, furballs, hair ball, hair balls, asteroid, asteroids, meteor, meteors, comet, comets, space, outer space, astronomy, earth, planet earth, extinction, extinction event, extinction events, mass extinction, explosion, explosions, disaster, disasters, science, wonder, slam, hit, collide, collision, collisions, wondering
"All I'm saying is now is the time to develop the technology to deﬂect an asteroid."
Tags:prevent, preventative, preventative measures, prevention, risk, risk averse, risk aversion, avoid, avoidance, averse, asteroid, asteroids, dinosaur, dinosaurs, prehistory, prehistoric, palaeontology, palaeontologist, palaeolithic, primordial, meteor, meteorite, tech, technology, talking animals, talking animal, doomsday, doomsayer, action, proactive, proactively, problem solving, if not now when, if not now, extinction, extinct, extinction event
"Just tell him we're taking him someplace dark where he can see the comet."
Tags:astronomy, astronomer, astronomers, comet, comets, stargazing, stargazer, stargazers, stargaze, asteroid, asteroids, organized crime, organised crime, mafia, mafioso, mob, mobs, mob hit, mob hit, whacked, kill, killing, murder, murders, murdering, lure, lures, luring, lure away, lures away, excuse, excuses, assassination, assassinations, out-of-the-way, hale-bopp, halley's comet, lame excuse, lame excuses, unbelievable
Climbing to the moon...
Embarrassing moments in asteroid tracking.
As meteor approaches couple with flat tire: 'At least nothing else can go wrong!'
Extraterrestrial kicks rocks on his planet, which turn into meteors crashing to earth.
Asteroid Denying Dinosaur vs. Asteroid Believing Dinosaur.
Tags:dinosaur, dinosaurs, extinction, extinctions, climate change, climate change deniers, climate change denier, climate change denial, climate change scepticism, climate-change, climate-change denial, climate-change scepticism, climate-change denier, climate-change deniers, asteroid, extinction level event, extinction level events, mass extinction, mass extinctions, fossil, fossils, bone, bones, dinosaur bones, blissful ignorance, unawareness, unaware, environmentalist, environmentalism, environmentalists, skepticism, climate change skeptic, climate change skeptics, climate scientist, climate scientists
Things the Dinosaurs were doing just before the asteroid struck.
God Playing Pool
Tags:pool, billiard, billiards, pool table, pool tables, billiards table, billiards tables, meteor, meteors, asteroid, asteroids, deity, deities, god, gods, heaven, heavens, meteor impact, meteor impacts, asteroid impact, asteroid impacts, eight ball, 8 ball, landmark, landmarks, crater, craters, meteor crater, meteor craters
"Uh-oh - climate change."
Tags:history, historical, pre-history, pre-historical, prehistory, prehistorical, bc, b.c., before christ, jurassic, cretaceous–paleogene, extinction, extinctions, extinct, extinction event, extinction events, asteroid, asteroids, meteor, meteors, comet, comets, disaster, disasters, impact, explosion, animal, animals, dinosaur, dinosaurs, climate change, environment, environmental issues, nature, weather, climate, temperature, temperatures, weather patterns, science, mass extinction, mass extinctions, alvarez hypothesis, earth, planet earth
An anonymous T-Rex inadvertently saves his species from total annihilation.
'No, Brian, an asteroid impact would never take us by surprise like it did the dinosaurs because we're highly intelligent and they were very stupid and dull-witted.'
"It's always the same: We go eons without seeing each other, I think I'm finally over it, and then...WHAM! I get pulled into her orbit again!"
Tags:romance, romances, date, dates, boyfriend, boyfriends, girlfriend, girlfriends, love life, love-life, complicated, complications, meteor, meteors, shooting star, shooting stars, asteroid, asteroids, love, love affair, comet, comets, astronomy, planet, planets, sun, relationship, relationships, orbit, orbits
'An asteroid is due to strike in one hour? See if you can get an injunction.'
Trump comet is about to collide with Earth.
"Did you hear that?"
"We're here to promote our asteroid REITs..."
'You've got a pretty nasty case of humans. Take two asteroids and call me in the morning. The side effects are rather unpleasant, but they only last few million years, then you'll be as good as new!'
'You've got a pretty nasty case of humans. Take two asteroids and call me in the morning. The side effects are rather unpleasant, but they only last a few million years, then you'll be as good a new!'
'Come on, Larry! You don't have time to make a bucket list!'