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"I said I'm an astronomer, not an astrologist!"
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After the death of New York City, Zeus placed it in the heavens as a constellation.
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'If you had been born two days later you'd have been kind and clever with a great sense of humour.'
'I must admit I like the idea of introducing a line of cigarettes named for astrological signs, but how about starting off with Pisces.'
Your daily horoscope.
'I see you visiting the statue of liberty during a snowstorm... Oh wait.'
'Dr. Hall's horoscope says not to tamper with another person's heart, so he's postponing your bypass surgery until next week.'
'I come from a long line of fortune hunters...'
'You are being completely duped by a stranger! She says she can foretell your future, but she is just a con artist...'
'Ha Ha! Stop seeing astrally and look behind you, Bob!'
'Yes, here's my card.'
'I've finished your horoscope, Bucky.'
'This is Astral Bob. He reads horoscopes.'
"Just thought I'd let you know that the stars are in the exact same configuration as when Mary Shelley wrote 'Frankenstein'."
"Libra (September 23-October 23): Busy, busy, busy."
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"So, you're certain that it will be okay for me to travel during December ... "
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Nope. Moon still look same. You say this most powerful one have?
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'I don't deny that my client murdered a man, but his moon was in Taurus, folks. His moon was in Taurus!'
'Thanks to the horoscopes, I became pretty rich! I devise and sell that stuff!'
'I've always found the stars disappointingly small.'
Today's horoscope: DUCK!
'Ha, Ha, your horoscope says you should nurture a new relationship!'
'I strongly believe in astrology. My star sign is lion and yours is...ummmh...breakfast!
'Do you have to yell 'far out!' every time you see something new?'
Psychic news - 'This guy fancies me'.