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The Big Tipper
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"I said I'm an astronomer, not an astrologist!"
Tags:astrologist, astrologists, astrology, astronomer, astronomers, astronomy, astrophysics, astrophysicist, astrophysicists, stargazer, stargazers, star-gazer, star-gazers, starsign, starsigns, star sign, star signs, pseudoscience, pseudosciences, pet peeve, pet peeves, hobby, job title, job titles, con, cons, scientist, scientists, psychic, psychics, fortune teller, fortune tellers, fortune, fortunes, horoscope, horoscopes
"I'd like to get my hands on the astrologer who told you that!"
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Roy, if you can hear me, the Mets are twenty games over .500 and they have a good shot at clinching the N. L. East."
Tags:tarot, tarots, tarot card, tarot cards, card, cards, fortune, fortunes, fortune teller, fortune tellers, read, reading, house of, astrology, astrological, mystic, mystics, mysticism, mets, met, baseball, baseball game, games, season, seasons, the game, record, new york, sport, sports, competitive sports, sports lover, sports lovers, competition, clinch, seance, married, marriage, married life, communication, communicate, communicating, wife, wives, loyal, loyalty, seance, seances
Son of the Morning Star
After the death of New York City, Zeus placed it in the heavens as a constellation.
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'Hmm...yes, I'm afraid it is a sign of cancer.'
"I'll bet your're a Taurus. Right?"
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'With all due respect for your horoscope, your loan payment is still due today.'
"My birthday is actually in September, but I've always identified as an Aries."
"For what it's worth, next week all your stars and planets will be in good aspect for you to launch an invasion of England."
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'Johannes Kepler's uphill batle'
Tags:documentation, evidence, supporting evidence, unsupported assertion, unsupported assertions, unsupported, no evidence, lack of evidence, superstition, superstitious, alternative therapy, alternative therapies, house part, house parties, astrology, pseudoscience, pseudosciences, references please, references, talking rubbish
"I was actually born in September, but I identify as a Pisces."
"All mine says is that I often give in to feelings of envy and that I should appreciate what I have. But your horoscope is better."
"My client pleads not guilty on the grounds that Saturn was transiting his natal Pluto at the time of the incident."
"These antidepressants should help with your natal Saturn-Pluto conjunction."
"29 degrees in Scorpio? What's that in Fahrenheit?"
"I don't need to check your chart! The best time for you to have surgery is right now!"
"Do you take this man to be your lawfully wedded husband, for richer or poorer, in sickness or in health, when Jupiter is in his 6th house or Saturn is in his 2nd, until death do you part?"
"I see you going on a long journey."
"You can't possibly know how I feel. Everybody likes you."
'My horoscope says I'm due for a surprise today.'
"I bet you feel pretty ridiculous bringing that wind chime."
'A lot of rubbish. We Leos aren't that easily fooled.'