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"Welcome to the Cirque du Soleil!"
The Big Tipper
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"I said I'm an astronomer, not an astrologist!"
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Mars Rover's wheels stolen.
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"Stop complaining. You've got the sun in the mor
"It makes a four star restaurant look pretty damn small and insignificant."
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"We're Quietly Confident That It Smells Of Cinnamon"
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"Of course, there's always Planet Earth."
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"The algorithm isn't showing us as many stars as it used to."
"Man! That's the closest I've been to Earth in 60,000 years and that's about as close as I ever want to get."
"Yes, I'm sure. It says here the full moon isn't until the twenty-third."
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"Must have cost him a fortune!"
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"You never really know how boring the sky is till you see it up close."
'Someday, Mr. Nicky Copernicus, SOMEDAY you'll learn that the world doesn't revolve around YOU!'
"If you look carefully you'll see that all claims are invalid except on alternate Tuesdays in June and when Venus is in alignment with Mars."
The end of the solar system
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'I hope my grandma doesn't find out the world doesn't revolve around me.'
Ned and Bobby Tilson discover a dwarf planet in their attic.
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Sunrise, Sunset, Noon Trail Signs
Glimpses One Dollar
"Have you ever wondered what would happen if a giant hair ball were to slam into the earth?"
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After the death of New York City, Zeus placed it in the heavens as a constellation.
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"The first time we see the sun in months, and it explodes."
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'Oh, for Pete's sake! Will you tell Milligan that it's HIS turn to clean the bird doo off of the telescope lens?!'
Alien David statue
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