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"It's photo of a black hole."
"I don't suppose there's another once-in-a-lifetime astronomical phenomenon coming up soon?"
"Welcome to the Cirque du Soleil!"
The Big Tipper
Tags:space, outer space, science, star, stars, constellation, constellations, big dipper, astronomy, astronomer, astronomers, astrology, astrologer, astrologers, service, customer service, service industry, restaurant, restaurants, bar, bars, tip, tips, tipping, tipping culture, tipper, tippers, big tipper, big tippers, customer, customers, money, word play, wordplay
"I said I'm an astronomer, not an astrologist!"
Tags:astrologist, astrologists, astrology, astronomer, astronomers, astronomy, astrophysics, astrophysicist, astrophysicists, stargazer, stargazers, star-gazer, star-gazers, starsign, starsigns, star sign, star signs, pseudoscience, pseudosciences, pet peeve, pet peeves, hobby, job title, job titles, con, cons, scientist, scientists, psychic, psychics, fortune teller, fortune tellers, fortune, fortunes, horoscope, horoscopes
Mars Rover's wheels stolen.
Tags:space, tire, tires, alien, aliens, martian, martians, extra-terrestrial, extra-terrestrials, extraterrestrial, extraterrestrials, extra terrestrial, extra terrestrials, cinder block, cinder blocks, theft, thieves, mars, curiosity rover, concrete, planet, planets, robbed, rob, robbing, tyre, tyres, science, scientist, astronomy, probe, probes
"Stop complaining. You've got the sun in the mor
"It makes a four star restaurant look pretty damn small and insignificant."
Tags:night sky, the night sky, star gazing, star gazer, star gazers, astronomer, astronomers, astronomy, observatory, observatories, restaurant, four stars, four star rating, four star ratings, pretentious, pretension, pretentiousness, natural beauty, starry night, starry nights, clear night, clear nights, four star restaurant, four star restaurants
"He thought he named a star after me, but it was only a piece of flaming space junk."
"We're Quietly Confident That It Smells Of Cinnamon"
Tags:science, scientific, vague, theory, theorising, theories, theoretical, oddball, odd ball, scientists, professors, professor, the unknown, lab, labs, laboratory, laboratories, the unknown, unknown, space, astronomy, astronomical, physics, astro, astrophysics, dark matter, deep space, smell, smells, making the best of a bad situation
Pluto's newly discovered hairline
"Man! That's the closest I've been to Earth in 60,000 years and that's about as close as I ever want to get."
"Of course, there's always Planet Earth."
Tags:travel, travels, travelled, well travelled, travelling, holiday, holidays, holiday makers, vacation, vacations, travel agents, modern, modern life, tourism, tourist, tourists, culture, cultures, international, international tourism, tourists, tourist, alien, aliens, sci-fi, sci fi, scifi, science fiction, space, space travel, astronomy, extra terrestrial, extra terrestrials, extra-terrestrial, extra-terrestrials, earth, outer space
"The algorithm isn't showing us as many stars as it used to."
"Must have cost him a fortune!"
Tags:sponsor, sponsors, corporate sponsor, corporate sponsors, corporate sponsorship, logo, logos, corporate logo, corporate logos, bunny, bunnies, moon, space exploration, space explorer, space explorers, astronaut, astronauts, expensive, marvels, marveling, marvelling, full moon, full moons, astronomy, astronomer, astronomers
"Yes, I'm sure. It says here the full moon isn't until the twenty-third."
Tags:moon, the moon, full moon, the full moon, astronomy, astronomer, astronomers, conspiracy, conspiracies, conspiracy theory, conspiracy theories, conspiracy theorist, conspiracy theorists, moon cycle, the moon cycle, moon phases, fake, fakes, trick, tricks, fact checking, fact checker, fact checkers, by the book
"You never really know how boring the sky is till you see it up close."
'Someday, Mr. Nicky Copernicus, SOMEDAY you'll learn that the world doesn't revolve around YOU!'
"If you look carefully you'll see that all claims are invalid except on alternate Tuesdays in June and when Venus is in alignment with Mars."
The end of the solar system
Tags:solar system, sun, suns, planet, planets, astronomy, astronomer, astronomers, science, sciences, astro-physics, science nerd, science nerds, dinners ready, mom, moms, mum, mums, mother, mothers, teenager, teen, teens, parenting, parent, parents, parenthood, end, end of the world, endings, death, dying sun, orbit, out of orbit, red giant, red giants, planetary system, planetary systems, sun, son, suns, sons, pun, puns, wordplay, play on words
'I hope my grandma doesn't find out the world doesn't revolve around me.'
Ned and Bobby Tilson discover a dwarf planet in their attic.
Tags:planet, planets, new planet, new planets, dwarf, dwarfs, dwarf planet, dwarf planets, small planet, small planets, discover, discovers, discovery, discoveries, astronomy, astronomers, attic, attics, store, storage, find, finds, finding, unexpected, hidden, scientific, scientific discovery, scientific discoveries, cosmology, cosmologist, cosmologists
Sunrise, Sunset, Noon Trail Signs
Glimpses One Dollar
"Have you ever wondered what would happen if a giant hair ball were to slam into the earth?"
Tags:animal, animals, talking animal, talking animals, talking pet, talking pets, pet, pets, pet owner, pet owners, talking cat, talking cats, cat, feline, felines, cats, cat owner, cat owners, hairball, hairballs, furball, furballs, hair ball, hair balls, asteroid, asteroids, meteor, meteors, comet, comets, space, outer space, astronomy, earth, planet earth, extinction, extinction event, extinction events, mass extinction, explosion, explosions, disaster, disasters, science, wonder, slam, hit, collide, collision, collisions, wondering