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"It's photo of a black hole."
"I said I'm an astronomer, not an astrologist!"
Tags:astrologist, astrologists, astrology, astronomer, astronomers, astronomy, astrophysics, astrophysicist, astrophysicists, stargazer, stargazers, star-gazer, star-gazers, starsign, starsigns, star sign, star signs, pseudoscience, pseudosciences, pet peeve, pet peeves, hobby, job title, job titles, con, cons, scientist, scientists, psychic, psychics, fortune teller, fortune tellers, fortune, fortunes, horoscope, horoscopes
"If there really are 70 million other galaxies I definitely lost the office pool."
Tags:comedian, comedians, comic, comics, comedy act, comedy acts, comedy show, comedy shows, radiation, comic radiation, big bang, breakup, breakups, break up, break ups, break-up, break-ups, girlfriends, boyfriend, boyfriends, breaking up, astronomer, astronomers, astrophysics, astrophysicist, astrophysicists, standup, standups, stand up, stand ups, stand-up, stand-ups
Cheese in space
Missing: Since Time Began. . . The Missing Mass of the Universe - Have You Seen Me?
'I still contend that we live in a finite universe.'
"I just discovered another starbucks."
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Pure research goes on apace at the continuous-electron-beam-accelerator facility as a nuclear physicist probes the nature of subatomic particles in Daisy-Patch print broadcloth boxers from J. Crew.
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Astronauts playing badminton in space
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"So what if the universe was created in a big bang! So was I!"
'I was only saying to the wife last night professor, this Higgs Boson particle business - what do you make of it?'
"Oh, no - Karen baked a cake so dense that not even light can escape."
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"Getting a star named after me makes you feel kind of insignificant doesn't it?"
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'Why aren't comets ever discovered by people named Smith or Jones?'
The Big Bang
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"Anything you say, Mr. Einstein, can be used to explain the origin of the universe."
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Bring-Your-Child-To-Work Day in an astrophysics lab somewhere.
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"If men are from Mars, women must be from Hershey".
"How many times have I told you? Never open the jar with the black hole in it!"
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Black Hole Research Institute has no outbox.
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The Big Blow Theory
Downstairs from the big bang.
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"Whoa. Have you lost weight, professor?"