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"It's photo of a black hole."
"I said I'm an astronomer, not an astrologist!"
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"We're Quietly Confident That It Smells Of Cinnamon"
Tags:science, scientific, vague, theory, theorising, theories, theoretical, oddball, odd ball, scientists, professors, professor, the unknown, lab, labs, laboratory, laboratories, the unknown, unknown, space, astronomy, astronomical, physics, astro, astrophysics, dark matter, deep space, smell, smells, making the best of a bad situation
"If there really are 70 million other galaxies I definitely lost the office pool."
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Cheese in space
'I hope my grandma doesn't find out the world doesn't revolve around me.'
Missing: Since Time Began. . . The Missing Mass of the Universe - Have You Seen Me?
'I still contend that we live in a finite universe.'
"I just discovered another starbucks."
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Astrophysics made simple.
Pure research goes on apace at the continuous-electron-beam-accelerator facility as a nuclear physicist probes the nature of subatomic particles in Daisy-Patch print broadcloth boxers from J. Crew.
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"So what if the universe was created in a big bang! So was I!"
'I was only saying to the wife last night professor, this Higgs Boson particle business - what do you make of it?'
"I bet you feel pretty ridiculous bringing that wind chime."
'But Father, I don't want to study space time temporal theories in relation to collapsing pulsars, I want to do my own thing!'
"Oh, no - Karen baked a cake so dense that not even light can escape."
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"Getting a star named after me makes you feel kind of insignificant doesn't it?"
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Zero gravity and subzero gravity explained.
Unpublished Authors of the Big Bangs Theory
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'Why aren't comets ever discovered by people named Smith or Jones?'
The Big Bang
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"Anything you say, Mr. Einstein, can be used to explain the origin of the universe."
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