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"I said I'm an astronomer, not an astrologist!"
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"We're Quietly Confident That It Smells Of Cinnamon"
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"If there really are 70 million other galaxies I definitely lost the office pool."
Tags:comedian, comedians, comic, comics, comedy act, comedy acts, comedy show, comedy shows, radiation, comic radiation, big bang, breakup, breakups, break up, break ups, break-up, break-ups, girlfriend, girlfriends, boyfriend, boyfriends, breaking up, astronomer, astronomers, astrophysics, astrophysicist, astrophysicists, standup, standups, stand up, stand ups, stand-up, stand-ups
'I hope my grandma doesn't find out the world doesn't revolve around me.'
Missing: Since Time Began. . . The Missing Mass of the Universe - Have You Seen Me?
'I still contend that we live in a finite universe.'
"I just discovered another starbucks."
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Astrophysics made simple.
Pure research goes on apace at the continuous-electron-beam-accelerator facility as a nuclear pjysicist probes the nature of subatomic particles in Daisy-Patch print broadcloth boxers from J. Crew.
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"So what if the universe was created in a big bang! So was I!"
'I was only saying to the wife last night professor, this Higgs Boson particle business - what do you make of it?'
"I bet you feel pretty ridiculous bringing that wind chime."
'But Father, I don't want to study space time temporal theories in relation to collapsing pulsars, I want to do my own thing!'
"Oh, no - Karen baked a cake so dense that not even light can escape."
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Zero gravity and subzero gravity explained.
Unpublished Authors of the Big Bangs Theory
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'Why aren't comets ever discovered by people named Smith or Jones?'
The Big Bang
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"Anything you say, Mr. Einstein, can be used to explain the origin of the universe."
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Bring-Your-Child-To-Work Day in an astrophysics lab somewhere.
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Spud, an as yet undiscovered moon of Neptune, bides its time."
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"What's wrong with this telescope? I can't see a blasted thing."
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"How many times have I told you? Never open the jar with the black hole in it!"
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