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SunnyDale: New Normal Asylum
"It's the loony bin. They want to know if you're coming back."
Tags:loony bin, loony bins, insane asylum, insane asylums, mental asylum, mental asylums, mental patient, mental patients, asylum, asylums, drinker, drinkers, drunk, drunks, drinking problem, drinking problems, alcohol problem, alcohol problems, landlord, landlords, barmen, barman, telephone, telephones, publican, publicans, politically incorrect, political incorrectness
"They're going to put you away if you don't stop acting like this."
Tags:talk to yourself, talking to yourself, crazy, craziness, insanity, insane, mental illness, mentally ill, asylum, asylums, committed, mental state, unstable, instability, mental instability, appear normal, appearing normal, weird, strange, therapist, therapists, therapy, argue, argues, arguing, mental health
"Make him take 15 of these a day until we feel better about what we're doing to him!"
Edward Snowden seeking asylum.
"I'm recommending you be institutionalized. Want to sell that tie?"
Tags:committed, institutionalized, institutionalised, loony bin, nuthouse, therapist, therapists, therapy, mental health, anxiety, anxieties, stress, stressed, psychology, psychologist, psychologists, psychiatry, psychiatry, psychiatrist, psychiatrists, counselor, counselors, counsellor, counsellors, counselling, counseling, mental hospital, mental hospitals, asylum, tie, ties, necktie, neckties
"Good morning, Nice queue You've all passed"
Tags:crazy weather, climate change, global warming, climate changes, weather change, weather changes, crazy, craziness, insanity, insane, mental illness, mental illnesses, mentally ill, padded cell, padded cells, cell padding, straitjacket, straitjackets, asylum, asylums, mental hospital, mental hospitals
'Can I have a hands-free phone?'
Ode to Joy - The Anthem of Europe
Tags:anthem, ode to joy, immigration, refugees, europe, eu, refugee crisis, immigration policy, europe, european union, eu, europe, humanitarian crisis, eu immigration, immigrants, migrant, migrant crisis, illegal immigrant, illegal immigrants, mass migration, rejected, border control, borders, asylum, right of asylum, asylees, asylum seeker, economic migrant, border guard, guard, police, turn back
"Sorry we had to put you in here, but you became a bit too crazy of a cat lady."
'The Asylum Seekers.'
"He was once funny ha-ha, but now he's just funny terrifying."
Tags:jester, jesters, clown, clowns, class clown, class clowns, court jester, lunatic, lunatics, asylum, asylums, running the asylum, joke, jokes, scary, dictator, dictators, dictatorship, dictatorships, trump, donald trump, scare, scares, power, corrupt, corruption, corrupting, fearful, iron fist, iron fists, ruler, rulers, king, kings, president, presidents, coup, coups, throne, thrones, monarch, monarchs, monarchy
Hey UK! So you want to get Assange from the Ecuadorian embassy...Do not enter without consent, don't use force, respect their sovereignty. . . some guidelines he may or may not abide by himself.
"After buying his 698th mobile device, his wife had him committed."
Tags:committed, mobile, mobiles, cell, cells, cellphone, cellphones, phone, phones, addict, addicts, addiction, addictions, dependency, dependencies, gadget, gadgets, gadgetry, technological advances, upgrade, upgrades, upgrading, technical advances, insane asylum, insane asylums, psychiatric ward, psychiatric wards, involuntary commitment, asylum, asylums
"I don't know WHY they lock this door. All that's in there is three half-eaten donuts, an empty bottle of antacid and our third hour sub sobbing in the corner."
Stimulus Bill Part 2.
"We need to increase his dosage. He's breaking down the fourth wall."
Tags:mental health, mental state, mental states, mental illness, psychiatric hospital, psychiatric hospitals, psychiatrist, psychiatrists, schizophrenic, schizophrenics, fourth wall, play, plays, actor, actors, psychiatric, schizophrenia, asylum, medical, doctor, walls, literary device, stage, audience, medication
'Look around, son. See if there's one you like. But remember: These are abandoned players, unwanted by their teams - so they might come with some psychological baggage.'
'You just hold the sign when they cross the street, Kevin- It's none of your affair whether they're in this country legally or not.'
"There are so many intrigues and power plays in this office that I'm thinking of requesting political asylum."