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SunnyDale: New Normal Asylum
"It's the loony bin. They want to know if you're coming back."
Tags:loony bin, loony bins, insane asylum, insane asylums, mental asylum, mental asylums, mental patient, mental patients, asylum, asylums, drinker, drinkers, drunk, drunks, drinking problem, drinking problems, alcohol problem, alcohol problems, landlord, landlords, barmen, barman, telephone, telephones, publican, publicans, politically incorrect, political incorrectness
"They're going to put you away if you don't stop acting like this."
Tags:talk to yourself, talking to yourself, crazy, craziness, insanity, insane, mental illness, mentally ill, asylum, asylums, committed, mental state, unstable, instability, mental instability, appear normal, appearing normal, weird, strange, therapist, therapists, therapy, argue, argues, arguing, mental health
Tags:crazy weather, climate change, global warming, climate changes, weather change, weather changes, crazy, craziness, insanity, insane, mental illness, mental illnesses, mentally ill, padded cell, padded cells, cell padding, straitjacket, straitjackets, asylum, asylums, mental hospital, mental hospitals
"Sorry we had to put you in here, but you became a bit too crazy of a cat lady."
"He was once funny ha-ha, but now he's just funny terrifying."
Tags:jester, jesters, clown, clowns, class clown, class clowns, court jester, lunatic, lunatics, asylum, asylums, running the asylum, joke, jokes, scary, dictator, dictators, dictatorship, dictatorships, trump, donald trump, scare, scares, power, corrupt, corruption, corrupting, fearful, iron fist, iron fists, ruler, rulers, king, kings, president, presidents, coup, coups, throne, thrones, monarch, monarchs, monarchy
"After buying his 698th mobile device, his wife had him committed."
Tags:committed, mobile, mobiles, cell, cells, cellphone, cellphones, phone, phones, addict, addicts, addiction, addictions, dependency, dependencies, gadget, gadgets, gadgetry, technological advances, upgrade, upgrades, upgrading, technical advances, insane asylum, insane asylums, psychiatric ward, psychiatric wards, involuntary commitment, asylum, asylums
"I don't know WHY they lock this door. All that's in there is three half-eaten donuts, an empty bottle of antacid and our third hour sub sobbing in the corner."
'Look around, son. See if there's one you like. But remember: These are abandoned players, unwanted by their teams - so they might come with some psychological baggage.'
A Lovely Afternoon of Crazy Golf
'Two bucks for a haircut. Man, where have you been for the last 20 years?'
Dorothy missed the Scarecrow the most and spent years trying to smack her head hard enough to see them again.
Sunshine Bedlam and Breakfast.
Asylum; May contain patients with mental problems.
Tags:mad, madness, asylum, asylums, mental hospital, mental hospitals, mental institution, mental institutions, victorian, insane, insanity, mental illness, mental health, warn, warning, health, safety, litigation, law, insurance, patient, patients, nhs, healthcare, medicine, psychiatric patient, psychiatric patients, psychiatrist, psychiatrists, mental patient, mental patients
Dorothy missed the Scarecrow the most and spent years trying to smack her head hard enough to see him again.
The Mad Hatter finally gets taken down.
'This is Bill's room. This is where Bill stays. Bill is not allowed to leave this room. . . That's Bill.'
'Okay - how about we start talking about our trade agreements?'
Two men are having lunch at the Daisy Hill Mental Farm - 'It says, 'Warning: Food may contain traces of nuts'...!'
'Psychoanalysis is passé. I suggest we ask for asylum in France.'
'Mind if I join you?'
'Oh, him? Much as he tried to avoid them,so many endless TV commercials kept popping up while watching his programs that, finally, one more caused him to snap!'
'This is Bill's room. This is where bill stays. Bill is not allowed to leave this room... ...That's Bill.'