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Linda sets a pick, allowing Dave a clear path to the last doughnut.
'Oh my gosh, they're eating it This is soooo gross Wait til I tell the girls'
Knowing that his post-lunch fatigue was destined to strike, Larry wore his head-mounted airbag.
'You chewed up my list of new years resolutions! Good boy!'
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One day Mike and a handful of other termites happened upon a turkey sandwich,,, after that it was pretty hard to go back to wood,
'Maybe I shouldn't have brought the termites,'
'With four voracious teenagers in the house, we decided to get six dairy cows and milking machines.'
Bad moments in skiing.
'And then I just hit delete. I haven't actually eaten any homework in years.'
'Every Christmas season, Don would wonder who was responsible for all the signs saying he ate there.'
An old shoe in every bag!
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'Five minutes everybody.'
'Now see here! My name is Thomson and THAT is my gazelle!!'
'Homework done only $1.00' 'Homework eaten only $0.50'
'I saw the school nurse put that sign up.'
'Propane ran out.'
Owl eating computer mouse
'Let me have 20% fat, 40% carbohydrate, 40% protein and a cup of tea,'
'It says right here in the ingredients, 'this product contains no yucky stuff'.'
'I reduce my stress with comfort food. Now none of my clothes are comfortable.'
'It isn't anything like the movie.'
Queen Victoria having a barbecue using BBQ sauce
'I bet it's nice and warm inside!'
'The dog ate my tax receipts...'