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Linda sets a pick, allowing Dave a clear path to the last doughnut.
'Oh my gosh, they're eating it This is soooo gross Wait til I tell the girls'
Knowing that his post-lunch fatigue was destined to strike, Larry wore his head-mounted airbag.
'You chewed up my list of new years resolutions! Good boy!'
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"Who ate all the dots?"
"Knew 'em - ate 'em."
"I come from a large family but they've all been eaten."
"F.Y.I, the last barber I ate went way too short."
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"And the end of the day we're STILL just eating dead stuff."
One day Mike and a handful of other termites happened upon a turkey sandwich,,, after that it was pretty hard to go back to wood,
'Maybe I shouldn't have brought the termites,'
'With four voracious teenagers in the house, we decided to get six dairy cows and milking machines.'
Bad moments in skiing.
The Five "W"'s.
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"Do you ever hate yourself?"
"There's no bonuses. But we'll give you $50 to eat a bug and let us film it."
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'And then I just hit delete. I haven't actually eaten any homework in years.'
'Every Christmas season, Don would wonder who was responsible for all the signs saying he ate there.'
An old shoe in every bag!
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"Instead of years of therapy, I decided to go for chocolate."
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Uncle Sam had his cake.
'Five minutes everybody.'
'Now see here! My name is Thomson and THAT is my gazelle!!'