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"And in a five-to-four decision today the United States Supreme Court rule that atheits may not barred from foxholes."
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Prayers For Agnostics
'What proof do we have there is a DOG?'
"Religion is the opium of the people, Fred."
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Tenodera Sinensis Athiesto (AKA the Anti-Praying Mantis).
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"Hello – we're going door to door today to spread the word of science."
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"The hardest to convert are inches to centimeters."
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"I begged you not to buy that book by Christopher Hitchens."
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"Good sermon, Reverend, but all that God stuff was pretty far-fetched."
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'There's been a mistake. I'm an atheist. I should now be surrounded by a great black nothingness.'
'Today's national Atheist day.' 'I don't believe it.'
'This theory is widely accepted. Of course, some religious fanatics still cling to the belief that we are each 'created' according to the whim of some intelligent being.'
'He's taking no chances since he turned atheist.'
Actual Results May Vary
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"Same thing every September. He begins to doubt the existence of man, then football season begins, and he snaps out of it."
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'Sorry I'm late - I stopped off for a beer and a back rub.'
"Sorry. We're strictly store-goers."
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Take two tablets and call me in the morning.
'If I'm an agnostic, what's an atheist?' 'Never mind that. If I'm an atheist, what's an agnostic?'
"Race along is an absurd, arbitrary and nonsensical reason to hate someone."
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"This'll show the Theology Department."
"The willful suspension of logic and reason...that's the problem with the world today!"
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It was not going well.
"Oh, I know He works in mysterious ways, but if I worked that mysteriously I'd get fired."
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