Athiest Cartoons and Comics

"Our religious friends are praying, our atheist friends are sending good thoughts, and our lawyer friends are figuring out who to sue."

'Oh no, quick! Turn off the lights... Pretend we're not home!'

"That opinion offended you? Then you're going to love this next one..."

"Your god had the opportunity to forbid slavery. But instead he chose to forbid women in authority, bacon, and masturbation. Clearly he wanted us to be miserable."

"I'm sure your god still loves you. He's just being 'mysterious'."

"If I behaved like your god, I'd be arrested."

"I bet that under your preachy, holier-than-thou attitude is another preachy, holier-than-thou attitude."

"The Egyptians, Chinese, Sumerians, Mesopotamians, and Peruvians kept meticulous records during the time of the alleged flood and neglected to mention they all died."

"You call it 'faith in God' when your faith is really in the humans who interpret what other humans wrote. Which was edited, revised, and translated by other humans. And was originally based on stories other humans orally passed from one generation of humans to the next, about events yet other humans claimed to have witnessed thousands of years ago."

"Anyone who thinks you need religion to love has never spent time with a friendly dog."

"We should start a church where we only read the parts of the bible that are never read in church."

"It's incredible what nonsense people will believe as long as there are others who also believe."

"Virginity contracts don't work. Teenagers either break them or find a loophole. In fact, there are two."

"Once upon a time there was no scientific method. So people made up stupid shit. The end."

"God works in mysterious ways."

"Imagine God appeared and sentenced you to hell for being an atheist. What would you do?"

"That cross is not divine. It's a symbol of how out of control things can get when a teenager lies about how she got pregnant."

"If Hell exists, it's probably stuffed with Christians... Same as prisons."

"Of course I believe in God. He's as real as Santa."

"Your god sent two she bears to kill 42 children for making fun of a bald man. So I'm fairly sure he's fine with abortion."

"Never bring religion to a science fight."

"So what if Jesus was sent here to suffer and die... We all do that."

"Why does your all-knowing, all-powerful god need marketing?"

"I created a meme that merges history of religion with a challenging philosophical question... ...and most people respond with variations of 'Man, that's f'd up.' "

"Yes, I've read the bible. I've also read 'Harry Potter', but I don't believe in wizards."