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"The atoms are burned on the outside but still ice-cold in the middle."
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The Style of Elements
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Molecules You Ought To Be Aware of:
At the Home for Old Atoms...
A sign at a nuclear power plant - 'In case of emergency run!'
'Rest assured we are taking all the necessary measures to avoid any radioactive contamination.'
'No, that's not the diameter of an electron. It's the rate I'm currently getting on my Treasury money fund.'
"Hang on - this one's a Malteser!!"
Large Hadron Colliider-scope
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"I've been entangled with a photon on the other side of the galaxy for eons, and then yesterday, out of the blue, she said she wants to date OTHER particles!"
Nuclear Physicists Developing the Atomic Wedgie.
"Don't overdo it, dear."
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'I've done it! I've found the most basic particle!'
Cell splitting - don't do that.
Chernobyl, 30th anniversary
'You probably think it's your birthday all the way down into the subatomic level, but actually it's barely even your birthday at the molecular level.'
"Miss, today are we splitting the frog, or the atom?"
I think he knows something that we don't know about the uranium molecule.
"Eve just went nuclear and split an Adam!"
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Nuclear Scientist Has A Recurring Nightmare.
'We need one more player. Who wants to split their nucleus and divide in two?'
"It appears you've found a new particle."
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