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'If all children are natural-born scientists, society might be wise to at least quarantine the subset of these scientist-infants who are the atomic weapons specialists, before they kill us with their crazy little lunchbox nukes.'
'A nuclear weapons program? -- Shouldn't we get plumbing first?'
'Don't be alarmed, folks -- this is only a TACTICAL nuke!'
'It'll pay for itself in no time!'